I’ve played Heroes Assembled off and on since late 2020 or so. My activity on it - as well as every other MU* - has been extremely sporadic; energy and moods are fleeting these days, and have been for years. My initial experiences with the game were, roughly, ‘fine’: I knew a smattering of people there; the game seemed inviting and friendly enough; the theme was absolutely hare-brained and ill-considered in many ways, but I was prepared for that, as I’d seen and briefly played with previous drafts of it on other, more private games that preceded HA.
This brings me to what feels like a necessary detour, and that’s the origin story of the game:
Once upon a time, there was a comic book MUSH named United Heroes. It was absurd in its design and infested with creepy, sex pest admins. Over the course of a few years, there were multiple exoduses of players caused by the actions of these admins. Some months after the first of these - caused by an event in which Prototart and some of her friends were brought into a room where the admins proceeded to ban Prototart for saying rude things about the staff in pages, really awful stuff like ‘ditko sexually harassed a player and i was warning another player’ - maybe a dozen, dozen and a half at most people decided to take a stab at starting their own MU*, having been burned not only by UH but by the little sandbox game they’d migrated to just to keep the connections and play going. Among these players was a person who played Captain America and commonly goes by Halicron.
Halicron had also left during that first exodus, and participated in the sandbox we’d all initially landed at, only as a theme admin. In that capacity, he produced the foundations of what was intended to be a comic book game theme; when the time came, he offered it up as the theme for whatever prospective new game we’d end up producing, and proceeded adding to it. Extensively. Aggressively. Haphazardly; the end result was fairly unwieldy and difficult to grok for the kind of crossover comic book game most people were looking for, and upon being told as much, he ignored the complaints and continued on for a while.
Eventually, this project petered out as Halicron quietly returned to United Heroes. At several points, he attmepted to shop his bespoke theme around to others making games, but found no interested takers… until yet another exodus occurred on United Heroes. This time, it happened because one of the admins initially involved in aiding, abetting, and covering for her sex pest buddies went on to be removed from the admin roster and… sexually harassed, by the staff, who were still the same creeps they had been all along. With a knot of players who were willing to put up with a game notoriously infested by sex pests and creeps forming the admin core and player base, Halicron had a place to install his theme, and so Heroes Assembled was formed.
Whew. Okay. Sorry about that tangent; it brings me neatly to my most recent stint on the game, however.
This time around, rather than bounce off of the game in a depressive haze, I’ve stuck around for the better part of eight months or so-- and while my activity remains somewhat spotty, I made much more of an effort to involve myself in things there, especially in the first few months.
Unfortunately, while I could roughly handle working around the boondoggles that an extensive, yet slapdash theme constructed by a person with passing knowledge of, or even interest in comic book narratives to try and come up with things to do and characters to play, it only took so long before I began to notice that - despite boasting hundreds of approved characters and a dozen scenes a day - there weren’t all that many things for a person to jump into without being a member of one of a handful of select groups. This was both because a majority of the scenes posted to the public scene board were specifically locked to members of specific teams (or, in several cases, just specific individuals), and because the scenes that were leftover tended to social gatherings (which I don’t dig), one shot adventures (of which I did a handful), or obvious TP scenes which… were consistently booked up with the same small subsets of players occupying the groups which dominated the rest of the +scenes board. The nadir of this trend was a months long Justice League Dark TP which briefly spent a spell as an all-comers plot, every scene of which offered 6-7 slots, of which 90% were taken up by some combination of JLD members, their alts, their friends, and people who otherwise were signed up for every other scene in this stretch of the plot. Despite it involving a host of Abrahmic angels descending on Manhattan intent on resetting reality, Dr. Strange was, for some unfathomable reason, not allowed to participate whatsoever for fears that he would somehow break the plot.
Similar to Prototart, I had a handful of friends playing the game who I apped a handful of characters to do things with – and by and large, those players have quit. One of them - @Popes, above - cited his reasons. Another was simply fed up with the lack of interesting RP opportunities to pursue, on top of being barred from apping Two-Face as, well, Two-Face because a player two years ago decided to bring him in as DA Dent, only to drop before ever getting anywhere near having his face scarred up; this was, according to Halicron, because it would be so much more fun and interesting for him to write out another person’s idea of a good story instead of the one he wanted to tell.
Most recently, the player of Superman and the Joker who had been fairly steady there for the entirety of my time made the critical mistake of butting into a conversation on Discord in which a handful of Titans players (including Halicron, who’d taken specific care to center his character Caitlin Fairchild as one of the core members of the group in the game’s backstory) were discussing why Raven and Beast Boy being a couple in the comics was weird, wrong, and downright immoral, owing to its obviously parasitic nature which was occurring for the fifth or so time in the span of a couple weeks. For the sin of wondering aloud why these players seemed so defensive and judgmental about something that was not in any way a factor in their RP and suggesting that it wasn’t particularly appropriate to cast judgments on people for liking an innocuous comic book relationship, he was briefly berated in public, then subjected to DMs from the players of Vorpal (a serial OC obsessed with everything Titans, especially Beast Boy) and Beast Boy, in which he was told to ‘stay in his lane’ and ‘worry about why the Metropolis and Daily Planet spheres are dead before commenting on what other teams talk about amongst themselves, on discord servers which are publicly available to the entire MU*’. Several days later, Superman and the Joker idled out because the player stopped logging in entirely.
All in all, my experience with Heroes Assembled has been that despite being the product of a group of people principled enough to walk out on a game infested with sex monsters when and only when one of their own friends were affected, It is a game in which the quality and transparency of admin communication is inconsistent. It’s a game where the most vocal and visible member of the staff can and will tell players that they should, or cannot play certain characters if he personally believes it to be a bad idea, whether or not those characters violate any rules of the game, have previously been played, and so forth. It’s a game which one admin routinely insists is ‘close’ to comic canon in spite of its actual theme deviating wildly in ways which render it actively confusing and/or frustrating to those who come in expecting recognizability – a feature which would be absolutely fine if not for what is, I think, an entirely innocent misunderstanding rooted in few, if any people present on the game knowing, or even particularly caring about the towering Jenga of thematic nuts and bolts thrown together by Halicron over countless fits of manic inspiration.
It’s United Heroes cast in a Vote Blue No Matter Who liberal image: it says all the right words and makes all the right motions to suggest something of notable quality, but under the pomp and circumstance, it’s mostly a clubhouse for a few in-groups of individuals who sometimes throw scraps of consideration to the teeming masses… and what are they gonna do about it, play at one of the OTHER highly populated comic book games?
It’s the fever dream of a man with more time than talent, more ego than genuine concern for creating an environment for others to enjoy. It is a towering monument to hubris and mediocrity, and the nicest thing I can say about it is that I am not PERSONALLY aware of anyone having been sexually harassed by any of its staff members on THIS SPECIFIC game.
Overall: 4/10