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@junipersky My niece’s 13th birthday is tomorrow. I’m not prepared and yet as the aunt that colors my hair in vivids and owns a ton of makeup and stuff – I’m completely prepared. She’s come a long way from the 8 year old asking me to read her the boob chapter in the ‘my body’ book because you know, I have bigger boobs than the other adults around her so I must understand them better.
Noted: I will remind her of this story tomorrow.
A couple of days ago I dreamed that I was part of a performance at some kind of arts academy, it was something like the big once-a-year performances those places do. For some reason I was put on the spot and asked to perform a couple of songs before the show started (many of my dreams have a focus on being asked to do something I’m not prepared to do) so I decided to change the lyrics to “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman” to something more thematic, which was nature, and sing that…
Back in the waking world, I was on vacation with my family and thus we were all sharing a room. And that’s how my husband and son got woken up by me shouting “IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A SQUIRREL” out of nowhere at 8am.
Last night I had a dream about work. Which is pretty rude because I have today off and didn’t want to be there. I feel like I should be compensated for that. I did ask my old director o if I could get paid for that, they said no. Again, pretty rude.
Most of my dreams are slice of life kind of dreams. Some with people I know, some with people I’ll meet later (yeah that’s always creepy). I use to keep a dream journal because mine are pretty vivid. I should get back into that.
My brain tends to play out situations that I’m dealing with RL to try and figure out the best course to take. It’s like I get to have a dream simulation of choices and seeing the outcomes of them. Now, mind you, my brain is also crafting the outcome so it’s very much an unreliable narrator.
not all of them are nearly this fun, BUT my favorite recent dream was that an older man and I were riding in the back of a wagon that was traveling through a dark forest at sunset. the trees were all bare and there was a sort of eerie feeling in the air, as behind us a cloud of dust started to rise from the trail.
I leaned out of the back of the wagon to try and see what was coming up on us, and it was just…a baby, like full on sprinting, supernaturally fast. I turned to the older man in a panic and he was like, “you know what would really be scary? if that baby’s eyes were glowing.”
and sure enough I turned back around and the baby’s eyes flashed on like floodlights.
I woke up just absolutely terrified and confused until I thought about it for three seconds, lol.
The most recent dream I can remember is: A total stranger abandoned me at a Best Buy because I wouldn’t help them steal car stereo equipment from the store, and so I just hung out in the store until it got dark so I could go home without melting in the heat.
I wish my dreams were like that. Mine always involve having to fight entropy with my third-form science teacher Mr. Wilson.
I’d play that game. I just hope to write another ‘series’ that blows up all over the grid because I got cold and your grumpy char sent me a cloak. Good times.
Also, side note. Awwwww you included me in your dreamscape. 
I’m undeserving of that, but I appreciate it.
@Wizz said in MU Peeves Thread:
isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?
I mean, ideally yes? But I also just kind of assumed that if someone has such rampant disregard for the other person that they’re lying to get TS, the whole “other person” part really isn’t factoring into the decision-making anymore, anyway. Like if your goal is to get off without really caring what you have to do to manage it, there’s faster and easier ways to go about it that don’t involve being awful to other people. They can be more ethical and more efficient with their smut!
@Wizz said in MU Peeves Thread:
isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?
I think in cases where you’re going to be such a nutter about it (like above) it’s likely less about the collaboration and more about the power trip. But still that would require another person, yes.
@Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:
Like, you can read a nearly infinite number of horny words with basically zero effort. Same with Imaglr. Or with PornHub. You can go have a wank without bothering anyone, if you go do it over there.”
isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?
not that I would know, Innocent and Pure Lamb of Jesus’ Pasture that I am.
