Bannings
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@Wizz That or werewolf nipples.
But vampires totally fuck.
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@Testament I am super invested in werewolf nipple lore now, not gonna lie.
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@Herja Vampire dong for some, magic werewolf nipple for others. We cater to all kinds here.
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why not metis abominations?
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@Testament Okay, but I am also interested in vampire dong. I am a multifaceted cryptid fetishist.
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Y’all still in the shallow end of the World of Darkness squick pool. Someone drag out some of that Black Dog Game Factory shit.
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@Herja But blood flow. Blood flow? That needs a pumping heart. So …
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@crawfish That’s what your blood pool is for. But how many points in your blood pool do you spend for a throbbing erection?
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@crawfish but they drink blood so presumably some can be allocated for dong purposes.
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@IoleRae I have no idea what any of that means but you had me at abomination.
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@IoleRae Someone bring in the Tzimisce
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@Herja How much blood to create enough pressure though? ONGOING pressure? Without a heart to pump? We can’t leave it all to the hips, that’s impractical.
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@shit-piss-love said in Bannings:
Y’all still in the shallow end of the World of Darkness squick pool. Someone drag out some of that Black Dog Game Factory shit.
Look, City of Hope is the only place that really adds in the EXTRA WrongFun books, but they banned Mummies and still have a HoneyBadger, so handwobbles.
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@crawfish So I’m going really far back in my VtM DMing, but I want to say I had players burn one blood point to ‘appear’ human, which basically meant moving the blood around in your body to give yourself the appearance of living. And that did include sexytimes. I forget how many hours that gave you though. I also forget how much blood was equal to one blood point in your pool, it’s been a long time.
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Undead Menses is hands down the best vamp merit ever. Who cares about blush of life!!
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@shit-piss-love said in Bannings:
Y’all still in the shallow end of the World of Darkness squick pool. Someone drag out some of that Black Dog Game Factory shit.
hello fellow old person
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@shit-piss-love I’m still waiting for the Exalted squik pool, personally.
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@Testament said in Bannings:
@shit-piss-love I’m still waiting for the Exalted squik pool, personally.
The Scroll of Swallowed Darkness does need to exist, I’ll be sure to mention it in my next backer survey.
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I hear you, for sure. I am not here to tell you or anyone else not to be mad/upset about what happened, because it was a ridiculous circus and anyone who was involved feeling hurt, betrayed, etc. are all completely valid feels, and I hope I didn’t imply otherwise.
Just, again, good riddance to bad rubbish. Now let’s talk about whether or not vampires fuck
Oh, not at all, I was just expanding on the thought.
To expand on another thought, I don’t doubt Ghost at all in that. That really sucks, and I’m glad he’s pulled himself out. I argue, instead, that bullying is punching down, never punching up. It gets murky in the middle, but if we’re all average joe then we’re all having a punch up. But it is not, for instance, bullying derp to call him a clownish ass-hair. It’s not nice, it’s not polite, it may not even be deserved (it is though), but it’s not bullying. Nor was it bullying Ganymede to say she made a really bad call, regardless of how nice anyone was about it. Social pressure is real and terrifying, and it’s deeply unpleasant when the hose gets turned on you, but ultimately Gany held all the power and now so does derp. If you’ve got the power to silence people on a whim (whether or not you do so), you’re not being bullied.
Nor is it a clique if a bunch of folks come down on the same side in a dispute, even when that dispute is “is derp a clownish ass-hair?” Opinions are not any less valid if a lot of people have the same one, in the same way they’re not any less valid if only one or two people have them. Insert that political tweet about someone claiming they were being silenced but being real reluctant to say what they were being silenced for.
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Undead Menses is hands down the best vamp merit ever. Who cares about blush of life!!
Wasn’t there some sort of special Vampire Witch power that let them grow like, unbelievably delicious rutabaga or whatever using their undead period blood??
Goddammit, you can’t help but love the fucking lunatics that wrote those books.