The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule

[Meg]

@Testament omg, those people are so wrong. ask them how they’d feel if someone asked if they wanted toast and then someone just gave them a fucking random, untoasted piece of bread. that’d be ridiculous!

@KarmaBum i mean, i can’t prove anything. who even says if we aren’t like, all part of a video game. but you can like just look in the toaster and watch your toast toast?

the word toast is funny.

[Duke Whisky]

@Testament Stew is wet so it is a curry

[Herja]

Ravioli is a dumpling, not a sandwich.

[Meg]

i’m gonna go order a vanilla soy latte, aka my three bean soup.

[KarmaBum]

@Meg actually didn’t say, I just fixed it, in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:

look in the toaster and watch your toast toast bread particles be transported across the vastness of space and time?

Indeed!

[Testament]

@Herja But is a pop-tart ravioli. And if it is, does that mean that all types of ravioli are just calzones. Which would imply that they too, are sandwiches.

[Duke Whisky]

@Meg Is it cold? Might be a gazpacho.

[Testament]

@Whisky Would all soup be thick drinks if you’re brave enough? You don’t need a bowl or spoon, they’re just convenient. Is tomato soup just hot V8? Or does soup need to have stuff in it to be soup? That does make me wonder then if boba is soup.

[Roz]

um the mods here SPECIFICALLY SAID they didn’t want POLITICAL ARGUMENTS–

[Snackness]

I’m so confused and delighted right now.

Let me throw some tinder on this fire…Pop Tart, toasted or cold from the foil?

If you say toasted you are incorrect

[Meg]

@Snackness cold isn’t wrong, per se, but it’s just not the same as the deliciousness that is a nice sugar-coated strawberry poptart, heated up.

honestly, the answer is ‘what is the toppinp’. because frosting = cold, sugar = heated up.

[WhiteRaven]

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[Testament]

@WhiteRaven Soup is a drink confirmed.

[Roz]

this doesn’t even belong in this forum section!!! why do you do this to me!!!

[Testament]

@Roz Mostly because I was trying to be intentionally cheeky with the idea that arguing about what is and is not a sandwich could fall into the ‘Rough and Rowdy’ section.

[BurnNotice]

@Snackness Microwaved, then gently buttered.

[Testament]

@BurnNotice said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:

@Snackness Microwaved, then gently buttered.

I DEMAND A DOWNVOTE OPTION

[Snackness]

@BurnNotice

[Tez]

@Snackness said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:

I’m so confused and delighted right now.

Let me throw some tinder on this fire…Pop Tart, toasted or cold from the foil?

If you say toasted you are incorrect

I’d like to introduce you to ‘toasted, and then buttered’, as suggested by a dear friend of mine.

[Tez]

@BurnNotice said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:

@Snackness Microwaved, then gently buttered.

Oh holy fuck there are TWO OF YOU.