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    Pavel @crawfish
    last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 19:08

    @crawfish said in Real life happy:

    @bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

    Well, it’s a credit to you both.

    He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
    BE AN ADULT

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      Herja
      last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 19:11

      I hate everything about this.

      lol lmao

      It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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        crawfish @Pavel
        last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 19:11

        @Pavel said in Real life happy:

        @crawfish said in Real life happy:

        @bear_necessities No I just need puns. It’s just for @Herja . Accounting puns are our love language.

        Well, it’s a credit to you both.

        Frankly I’m shocked she hasn’t slammed me with a gif that’s full of meteors or ‘GET OUT’

        I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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          crawfish @Herja
          last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 19:11

          @Herja awww ilu tho

          I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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            Pavel
            last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 19:12

            Don’t make me put you two in the Rough and Rowdy section.

            He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
            BE AN ADULT

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              Testament @Pavel
              last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 20:00

              @Pavel something something safeword something something

              I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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                Pavel @Testament
                last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 20:08

                @Testament said in Real life happy:

                @Pavel something something safeword something something

                I will turn this forum around!

                He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                BE AN ADULT

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                  RightMeow
                  last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 21:40

                  So are we talking accountant - accountant or TikTok accountant?

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                    RightMeow
                    last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 22:07

                    Double post because I don’t believe in double post rules (nor drinking water when told to). I’m in my last week at the current job and it’s so freeing. The director likes to scream at my department in meetings. Today is meeting. I thought about it and was like, “Nah, I’m going to pass today.” Which got sort of a blink of confusion. This led to, “I’m out in three days. Why would I want to spend one of them in a meeting getting yelled at about something I can’t change that has passed, or something that will be happening when I’m not here? In fact, since that was all left on my calendar. I’m going to head out for the day and use some of my vacation time left. Have a great day, see you tomorrow.”

                    Then I booked a massage for the day after my last day. I’m telling you, I should have bit the bullet and did this a year or two ago.

                    Also, thank you for letting me share that here. Carry on. ❤

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                      Snackness @RightMeow
                      last edited by Snackness 8 Jan 2022, 22:09 1 Aug 2022, 22:08

                      @RightMeow The final fuck-all-y’all days of a job are so sweet.

                      you have no power

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                        RightMeow @Snackness
                        last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 22:10

                        @Snackness

                        To be fair, I did actually utter the phrase: Is that insubordination? Isn’t that a 3 day suspension? I’m willing to play the odds and take it. 🙂

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                          crawfish @Herja
                          last edited by 1 Aug 2022, 23:46

                          @Herja

                          When an accountant gets a new door, they adjust their entry.

                          I draw things! http://www.mahaldoodles.com

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                            sao @RightMeow
                            last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 15:34

                            @RightMeow said in Real life happy:

                            Double post because I don’t believe in double post rules (nor drinking water when told to). I’m in my last week at the current job and it’s so freeing. The director likes to scream at my department in meetings. Today is meeting. I thought about it and was like, “Nah, I’m going to pass today.” Which got sort of a blink of confusion. This led to, “I’m out in three days. Why would I want to spend one of them in a meeting getting yelled at about something I can’t change that has passed, or something that will be happening when I’m not here? In fact, since that was all left on my calendar. I’m going to head out for the day and use some of my vacation time left. Have a great day, see you tomorrow.”

                            Then I booked a massage for the day after my last day. I’m telling you, I should have bit the bullet and did this a year or two ago.

                            Also, thank you for letting me share that here. Carry on. ❤

                            Ok but drink some water it’s 90 degrees

                            let it be a challenge to you

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                              shit-piss-love
                              last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 17:53

                              Every time I see this Polish troupe LARPing as Americans https://www.boredpanda.com/roleplaying-4th-of-july-larp-poland/

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                                Herja @shit-piss-love
                                last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 18:01

                                @shit-piss-love ngl, those look like people I could be related to

                                lol lmao

                                It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                                  shit-piss-love @Herja
                                  last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 18:04

                                  @Herja said in Real life happy:

                                  @shit-piss-love ngl, those look like people I could be related to

                                  Are you related to me because I straight up look like one of these people.

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                                    Herja @shit-piss-love
                                    last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 18:09

                                    @shit-piss-love If your family is from Appalachia too, we might be, rofl

                                    lol lmao

                                    It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                                      shit-piss-love @Herja
                                      last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 18:11

                                      @Herja said in Real life happy:

                                      @shit-piss-love If your family is from Appalachia too, we might be, rofl

                                      No I’m rural New England trash. Very similar except we have the cool hot dog buns and get to pretend we have no internalized issues with race.

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                                        Herja @shit-piss-love
                                        last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 18:14

                                        @shit-piss-love I lived in Western Connecticut for a few years and yeah. I can 100% see this, rofl. I miss lobster rolls, tho

                                        lol lmao

                                        It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                                          shit-piss-love @Herja
                                          last edited by 2 Aug 2022, 18:19

                                          @Herja said in Real life happy:

                                          @shit-piss-love I lived in Western Connecticut for a few years and yeah. I can 100% see this, rofl. I miss lobster rolls, tho

                                          Oh man, near Hartford? I’m sorry.

                                          You were just a bit too south. The western part of Massachusetts is the best place in America. Amazing deep forests and mountain hollers but the Amherst-Northampton area of the Pioneer Valley has so much student and academic population that it’s hippy progressive paradise with the amenities and services of an urban zone. You can shop at a great used books store, get a deconstructed gourmet sandwich and a craft beer, then 5 drive five minutes in any direction to bury the bodies out in the deep woods where no one will ever find them.

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