The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule
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@Testament ok but what is a cheese danish
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@Meg Okay, so, here me out.
If a bread bowl is considered a quiche and a cheese danish is cream cheese filling surrounded on all sides except the top, then…
I’d say it’s a quiche.
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As a sometimes maths nerd, I look at Nachos on that list and see a tesseract. 4th dimensional food for the win?
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@Jennkryst I honestly fail to see the difference between salads and nachos according to the Cuberule.
I don’t know what I’m doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021
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All I know is that I’m hungry now.
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@Testament It looks like it’s meant to be a calzone contained within a salad.
Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
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@Jennkryst i’d definitely disagree with calzone in a salad! if anything, toast in a salad. because the starch is on the bottom.
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@Meg I mean, the picture has a fully opaque cube (calzone), contained within a larger transparent cube (salad).
Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
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@Jennkryst yeah, but the depiction is wrong by their own definition. See: muffins are toast.
Nachos should be depicted as one side (toast), contained within larger transparent cube (salad).
Unless it is truly a calzone, which seems like a separate category??? raviolis, for example, would be calzone in salad.
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@Meg If it was calzone, wouldn’t it need to be indicated via some kind of top layer? Like a whole pie is a calzone, but a piece is considered toast.
I don’t know what I’m doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021
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@Testament idk what you mean.
We’re referring to the site you linked. If you go down to the depiction of ‘nacho’ and examples of nachoes.
the depiction of is a small calzone, in a salad depiction.
but the examples they list of nachoes, including nachoes themselves, i would argue are ‘toast’ based on the website’s definition.
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@Meg LOGS OR GTFO
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@Meg I read that wrong, I thought you were implying nachos were calzones. My bad.
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@Snackness oh ok, here:
clearly, the website is wrong so the whole thing must be thrown away.
they went against their own definitions.
and i brought the logs/receipts.
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@Meg I am satisfied, and also feel a little bit bad that you actually put in the work for that.
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@Snackness i was sitting in a meeting as my coworker sets up a db connection
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This ‘debate’ slots right into a recurring incident with my husband, wherein he enters the kitchen and I ask, “Are you having a sandwich?” and he answers, “No, I’m just having some meat and cheese on bread…”
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@Testament I’m not too proud to admit that every time it happens, I only stfu once he concedes this point.
Then I apologize for being such a snot but…
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