The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule
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@BurnNotice said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:
@Snackness Microwaved, then gently buttered.
I DEMAND A DOWNVOTE OPTION
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@Snackness said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:
I’m so confused and delighted right now.
Let me throw some tinder on this fire…Pop Tart, toasted or cold from the foil?
If you say toasted you are incorrect
I’d like to introduce you to ‘toasted, and then buttered’, as suggested by a dear friend of mine.
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@BurnNotice said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:
@Snackness Microwaved, then gently buttered.
Oh holy fuck there are TWO OF YOU.
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@Tez HOW
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@Tez IT’S GOOD, OKAY.
Tillamook salted, sprinkled gently and bright like a briefly passing sunshower.
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@Tez This is why I have trust issues.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfTkuCjI_0
hot dogs are sandwiches
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Just wanted to toss this in here after discussing with a co-worker.
Jelly-filled doughnuts are calzones.
You’re welcome.
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@Testament ok but what is a cheese danish
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@Meg Okay, so, here me out.
If a bread bowl is considered a quiche and a cheese danish is cream cheese filling surrounded on all sides except the top, then…
I’d say it’s a quiche.
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As a sometimes maths nerd, I look at Nachos on that list and see a tesseract. 4th dimensional food for the win?
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@Jennkryst I honestly fail to see the difference between salads and nachos according to the Cuberule.
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All I know is that I’m hungry now.
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@Testament It looks like it’s meant to be a calzone contained within a salad.
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@Jennkryst i’d definitely disagree with calzone in a salad! if anything, toast in a salad. because the starch is on the bottom.
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@Meg I mean, the picture has a fully opaque cube (calzone), contained within a larger transparent cube (salad).
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@Jennkryst yeah, but the depiction is wrong by their own definition. See: muffins are toast.
Nachos should be depicted as one side (toast), contained within larger transparent cube (salad).
Unless it is truly a calzone, which seems like a separate category??? raviolis, for example, would be calzone in salad.
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@Meg If it was calzone, wouldn’t it need to be indicated via some kind of top layer? Like a whole pie is a calzone, but a piece is considered toast.
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@Testament idk what you mean.
We’re referring to the site you linked. If you go down to the depiction of ‘nacho’ and examples of nachoes.
the depiction of is a small calzone, in a salad depiction.
but the examples they list of nachoes, including nachoes themselves, i would argue are ‘toast’ based on the website’s definition.
