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The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule

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    Tez Administrators @BurnNotice
    last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 14:36

    @BurnNotice said in The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule:

    @Snackness Microwaved, then gently buttered.

    Oh holy fuck there are TWO OF YOU.

    she/they

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      Snackness @Tez
      last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 14:36

      @Tez HOW

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        BurnNotice @Tez
        last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 14:40

        @Tez IT’S GOOD, OKAY.

        Tillamook salted, sprinkled gently and bright like a briefly passing sunshower. 🤤

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          Testament @Tez
          last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 14:41

          @Tez This is why I have trust issues.

          I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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            IoleRae
            last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 14:43

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccfTkuCjI_0

            hot dogs are sandwiches

            the entity previously known as Sunny

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              Testament
              last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 14:58

              Just wanted to toss this in here after discussing with a co-worker.

              Jelly-filled doughnuts are calzones.

              You’re welcome.

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                Meg @Testament
                last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 15:11

                @Testament ok but what is a cheese danish

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                  Testament @Meg
                  last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 15:21

                  @Meg Okay, so, here me out.

                  If a bread bowl is considered a quiche and a cheese danish is cream cheese filling surrounded on all sides except the top, then…

                  I’d say it’s a quiche.

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                    Jennkryst
                    last edited by Jennkryst 15 Jul 2022, 16:02

                    As a sometimes maths nerd, I look at Nachos on that list and see a tesseract. 4th dimensional food for the win?

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                    She/her

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                      Testament @Jennkryst
                      last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 16:19

                      @Jennkryst I honestly fail to see the difference between salads and nachos according to the Cuberule.

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                        Jumpscare
                        last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 17:33

                        All I know is that I’m hungry now.

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                          Jennkryst @Testament
                          last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 17:40

                          @Testament It looks like it’s meant to be a calzone contained within a salad.

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                            Meg @Jennkryst
                            last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 17:59

                            @Jennkryst i’d definitely disagree with calzone in a salad! if anything, toast in a salad. because the starch is on the bottom.

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                              Jennkryst @Meg
                              last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 18:50

                              @Meg I mean, the picture has a fully opaque cube (calzone), contained within a larger transparent cube (salad).

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                              She/her

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                                Meg @Jennkryst
                                last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 19:10

                                @Jennkryst yeah, but the depiction is wrong by their own definition. See: muffins are toast.

                                Nachos should be depicted as one side (toast), contained within larger transparent cube (salad).

                                Unless it is truly a calzone, which seems like a separate category??? raviolis, for example, would be calzone in salad.

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                                  Testament @Meg
                                  last edited by Testament 15 Jul 2022, 19:31

                                  @Meg If it was calzone, wouldn’t it need to be indicated via some kind of top layer? Like a whole pie is a calzone, but a piece is considered toast.

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                                    Meg @Testament
                                    last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 19:46

                                    @Testament idk what you mean.

                                    We’re referring to the site you linked. If you go down to the depiction of ‘nacho’ and examples of nachoes.

                                    the depiction of is a small calzone, in a salad depiction.

                                    but the examples they list of nachoes, including nachoes themselves, i would argue are ‘toast’ based on the website’s definition.

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                                      Snackness @Meg
                                      last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 19:46

                                      @Meg LOGS OR GTFO

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                                        Testament @Meg
                                        last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 19:48

                                        @Meg I read that wrong, I thought you were implying nachos were calzones. My bad.

                                        I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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                                          Meg @Snackness
                                          last edited by 15 Jul 2022, 19:55

                                          @Snackness oh ok, here:

                                          https://imgur.com/a/MUHQXr0

                                          clearly, the website is wrong so the whole thing must be thrown away.

                                          they went against their own definitions.

                                          and i brought the logs/receipts.

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