The Inherent Heresy of the Cubrule
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 All I know is that I’m hungry now. 
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 @Testament It looks like it’s meant to be a calzone contained within a salad. 
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 @Jennkryst i’d definitely disagree with calzone in a salad! if anything, toast in a salad. because the starch is on the bottom. 
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 @Meg I mean, the picture has a fully opaque cube (calzone), contained within a larger transparent cube (salad). 
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 @Jennkryst yeah, but the depiction is wrong by their own definition. See: muffins are toast. Nachos should be depicted as one side (toast), contained within larger transparent cube (salad). Unless it is truly a calzone, which seems like a separate category??? raviolis, for example, would be calzone in salad. 
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 @Meg If it was calzone, wouldn’t it need to be indicated via some kind of top layer? Like a whole pie is a calzone, but a piece is considered toast. 
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 @Testament idk what you mean. We’re referring to the site you linked. If you go down to the depiction of ‘nacho’ and examples of nachoes. the depiction of is a small calzone, in a salad depiction. but the examples they list of nachoes, including nachoes themselves, i would argue are ‘toast’ based on the website’s definition. 
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 @Meg LOGS OR GTFO 
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 @Meg I read that wrong, I thought you were implying nachos were calzones. My bad. 
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 @Snackness oh ok, here: clearly, the website is wrong so the whole thing must be thrown away. they went against their own definitions. and i brought the logs/receipts. 
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 @Meg I am satisfied, and also feel a little bit bad that you actually put in the work for that. 
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 @Snackness i was sitting in a meeting as my coworker sets up a db connection  
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 This ‘debate’ slots right into a recurring incident with my husband, wherein he enters the kitchen and I ask, “Are you having a sandwich?” and he answers, “No, I’m just having some meat and cheese on bread…”  
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 @Testament I’m not too proud to admit that every time it happens, I only stfu once he concedes this point. Then I apologize for being such a snot but…  
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