Baldur's Gate 3
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I love this game so much and have been romancing everyone because I’m a hedonistic slut that runs on optimism but Karlach is my everything. And I just had the GAYEST MOMENT of my life in a video game and [I cannot make spoilers work] and I have not laughed that hard because it was so fucking real.
Anyway I love this game. So so sooo much.
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Karlach is the absolute bestest most dorkiest character in the game and she sustains me.
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Karlach is seriously my favorite companion, but it took so long for me to find her in game that I’d already picked my romance out for this run.
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I now have four different characters. I have yet to leave Act 1. I’m okay with that.
I pointedly made a Githyanki to hit on Shadowheart because she hates Githyanki.
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@Aria This happened to me, finding her late, but I hadn’t made up my mind. The Gale Romance bug almost did me in but I hung in there and while it made the romance with Karlach feel rushed, I still like it enough to stick with it.
I’ve got a Sel-Drow that’s a Dragonic Storm Mage and I’m keeping her for Astarion, I think.
I’ve got a Halfling Spore Druid named Tarvia @Tez
and man she pisses everyone off just by existing. I don’t know who I’m gonna romance other than try my best with Everyone I Can In The Game so we’ll see how that run is gonna go.Like really I have seven more runs planned already and they’re all gonna be different I don’t know I’m just having a good time.
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@crawfish said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
I’ve got a Halfling Spore Druid named Tarvia @Tez
and man she pisses everyone off just by existing. I don’t know who I’m gonna romance other than try my best with Everyone I Can In The Game so we’ll see how that run is gonna go.I got some great spore druid armor the other day and thought of you.
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@crawfish said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
I’ve got a Sel-Drow that’s a Dragonic Storm Mage and I’m keeping her for Astarion, I think.
Ha! I was also playing a Sel-Drow in one of the campaigns I just totally wiped in an attempt to clear the terrible bugs I was having and she was the one romancing Astarion.
I think they made sense in my head because I was like, “Yes, yes. Two characters who belong to a race that most despise and react to with horror, but who aren’t like those other Drow/vampires. They will be terribly mistrustful and snarky with each other right up until they start relating hard and then the
starts. Yessssssss, this will be delightful.”Sadly I lost 45 hours of play, still didn’t work, probably trading in this laptop because FML. I was almost finished Act 1. I’m planning on recreating the run as best I can so I can finish out those plotlines. Need my ridiculous vampire elf romance back.
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Astarion with the Glove of Thievery, Happy and Silver Pendant (Guidance Cantrip) feels so mean against traps and locks.
+9-12 on a roll with Advantage. Those poor chests stand no chance against Vampdaddy.
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@Duke-Whisky said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
Astarion with the Glove of Thievery, Happy and Silver Pendant (Guidance Cantrip) feels so mean against traps and locks.
+9-12 on a roll with Advantage. Those poor chests stand no chance against Vampdaddy.
There are a few traps I’ve run into with a difficulty of 30, but otherwise… yes.
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@Aria said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
@Duke-Whisky said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
Astarion with the Glove of Thievery, Happy and Silver Pendant (Guidance Cantrip) feels so mean against traps and locks.
+9-12 on a roll with Advantage. Those poor chests stand no chance against Vampdaddy.
There are a few traps I’ve run into with a difficulty of 30, but otherwise… yes.
Omg literally the first ones that could be a challenge
Getting the Monk engine to work has been satisfying.
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@Duke-Whisky There some traps that are also difficulty 30.
First time a challenge rating made me sweat.
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@Testament - Yeah those sounds like the first ones that might be challenging, else Asterion does make exploring a little easy mode when given some specialist gear.
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Convinced my bioDad to buy the game and this man goes to bed at 9:30 pm only calls me on the weekends and he calls me
on this past Monday
at 9:38 pm
leaves a voicemail saying ‘I have questions about Baldur’s Gate’.
So I call him the next morning:
“I CAN’T JUSTIFY KILLING PALADINS FOR A CHATTY TALL ONE-HORNED DEMON CHICK THAT’S ON FIRE.”
Well that’s fine, Dad, more for me. And also you’re missing out.
He’s having a hard time with figuring out what the ‘right’ answers are for his character and I told him he has to let go of that. It’s not supposed to be obvious, buddy.
He’s enjoying himself. It’s a deep, story-driven, complicated game and I love how wildly varying so many of the playthrough stories appear to be.
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@crawfish said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
“I CAN’T JUSTIFY KILLING PALADINS FOR A CHATTY TALL ONE-HORNED DEMON CHICK THAT’S ON FIRE.”
Shadowheart and I shared a similar reaction to Karlach
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@somasatori I DID NOT HAVE HER IN MY PARTY AT THE TIME RRRGHHHH. Astarion talking about how she can break him in half made me laugh so hard.
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Look, there is a reason I call her Mommy Karlach even though it’s not like that.
(ETA: On this playthrough. >.>)
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@crawfish said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
“I CAN’T JUSTIFY KILLING PALADINS FOR A CHATTY TALL ONE-HORNED DEMON CHICK THAT’S ON FIRE.”
It may be helpful to remind him that Paladins in 5e aren’t good, they’re idealogues.
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@Pavel He hasn’t met Minathara yet, clearly.
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In my encounters with her, Min seems to have this problem with chasms. It’s absolutely tragic.
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@SpaceKhomeini said in Baldur’s Gate 3:
In my encounters with her, Min seems to have this problem with chasms. It’s absolutely tragic.
As far as I’m concerned, Minthara’s purpose in life is being robbed of her armor.