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    SpaceKhomeini @Gashlycrumb
    last edited by 28 Mar 2024, 23:21

    @Gashlycrumb

    In my last spate of activity, I constantly kept making decisions where I’d weigh “What’s the logical scene/event my character would join or be interested in/have something to do” versus “where are all my friends at?”

    I’d usually choose the former and it bit me in the ass every time.

    I woke up feeling so good, I think I’d better call in sick/ I need a personal trainer to help me hold my drink
    I plan to be spontaneous next time we meet/I’m putting off procrastinating until next week
    I’ll get onto it when I give a shit

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      Gashlycrumb @SpaceKhomeini
      last edited by 29 Mar 2024, 21:44

      @SpaceKhomeini I usually choose the latter, but I’m always joining games as a singleton and then finding that the people I make friends with and want to play with most are in the wrong faction, so I become a terrible turncoat and get my ass bitten that way instead.

      "This is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!"
      – A. Bertram Chandler

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        mangosplitz @Gashlycrumb
        last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 14:59

        Horrified that in this day and current world climate, a game would implement “every character is infertile and the priests have control over granting fertility by giving you a magic fruit to eat” approach to what I presume is a problem that could be easily solved by “both parties need to OOCly consent to a pregnancy”.

        Like, there is so much ICK behind the idea of that level of control over reproductive rights.

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          Roz @mangosplitz
          last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:00

          @mangosplitz lmao wHAT

          she/her | playlist

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            icanbeyourmuse @mangosplitz
            last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:05

            @mangosplitz I am torn on if I want to know or not what game it is.

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              hellfrog
              last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:07

              I’m not torn! I want to know! don’t make me spend more of my Monday guessing, I have a work backlog

              fr fr
              (she/her)

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                Jennkryst @mangosplitz
                last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:17

                @mangosplitz I could see that as like… the reason for what happens ICly for a ‘only babies with OOC consent’ policy.

                But if that is all that’s written down, there’s at least two flaws in their logic tree that I, a dumb tuba player, can think of.

                Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                She/her

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                  Roz
                  last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:19

                  human logic says that some asshole would just bribe a priest for a fruit and hide it in his SO’s food somehow

                  she/her | playlist

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                    hellfrog
                    last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:26

                    It’s just doing too much.

                    fr fr
                    (she/her)

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                      Coin @Roz
                      last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:29

                      @Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                      human logic says that some asshole would just bribe a priest for a fruit and hide it in his SO’s food somehow

                      don’t be dumb, roz, priests are incorruptible forces of all that is good and moral.

                      everybody knows that.

                      In Occam I trust.

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                        Meg
                        last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:29

                        how long does the fruit last to give you fertility? do you have to like, take it and then somehow time your ovulation as well? or do you not ovulate as a woman in this? are you just perma-fertile after eating the fruit?

                        honestly, i don’t see the big deal about ovulation. but honestly i have so many more questions than the policy answered.

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                          Tez Administrators @Meg
                          last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:33

                          @Meg said in MU Peeves Thread:

                          honestly, i don’t see the big deal about ovulation.

                          40 years old? Been around ovulation all your life, maybe?

                          she/they

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                            Ashkuri @mangosplitz
                            last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:49

                            WHAT game is this

                            @mangosplitz pls

                            lololol

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                              Third Eye
                              last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:56

                              On the one hand, wondering if it’s an April 1 gag.

                              On the other hand, really hoping it’s an April 1 gag.

                              The amount of time I spent searching various public game wikis for pregnancy fruit this morning is…non-zero.

                              I want something else to get me through this
                              Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
                              I want something else, I'm not listening when you say good-bye

                              She/Her or They/Them

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                                hellfrog @Meg
                                last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 15:56

                                @Meg said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                how long does the fruit last to give you fertility? do you have to like, take it and then somehow time your ovulation as well? or do you not ovulate as a woman in this? are you just perma-fertile after eating the fruit?

                                honestly, i don’t see the big deal about ovulation. but honestly i have so many more questions than the policy answered.

                                clearly you insert the fruit and the coitus must occur through it

                                fr fr
                                (she/her)

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                                  Jennkryst @hellfrog
                                  last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 16:09

                                  @hellfrog said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                  @Meg said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                  how long does the fruit last to give you fertility? do you have to like, take it and then somehow time your ovulation as well? or do you not ovulate as a woman in this? are you just perma-fertile after eating the fruit?

                                  honestly, i don’t see the big deal about ovulation. but honestly i have so many more questions than the policy answered.

                                  clearly you insert the fruit and the coitus must occur through it

                                  Hot.

                                  [Insert planting seed joke here]

                                  Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                                  She/her

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                                    mangosplitz @Jennkryst
                                    last edited by mangosplitz 4 Jan 2024, 16:30 1 Apr 2024, 16:27

                                    Sadly, I don’t think it’s a gag. Was posted over the weekend.

                                    https://concordiamu.aresmush.com/wiki/society:ferility_children

                                    "Laypeople are not permitted to grow the Evenplum tree, ensuring that the clergy maintains strict control over the fruit’s availability and distribution.

                                    That said, it is very likely that many Untamed tribes have access to or have their very own trees."

                                    I guess the “savages” can do what they want, and have unregulated population control?

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                                      Tez Administrators @mangosplitz
                                      last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 16:47

                                      @mangosplitz alt text

                                      she/they

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                                        Cobalt
                                        last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 17:08

                                        Genuine question: is it the idea that only priests control the magic fruit that is objectionable? Or the idea of people being infertile without it?

                                        Like, if it were a case that people were in some weird time distortion dimension that an environmental effect makes it hard to procreate, but there is a widely available plant that guarantees success when the potential parents take it, would that also be objectionable?

                                        I personally prefer not having to worry about pregnancy and all that shit in my RP. Not saying concordia’s idea is a good one, just no way do I want to have to worry about it.

                                        Cobalt@Under the Stars
                                        cob.alt@Discord
                                        Cobalt#3811@mas.to

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                                          Snackness @Cobalt
                                          last edited by 1 Apr 2024, 17:11

                                          @Cobalt For me, it’s the idea of priests (or anyone) having reproductive control over someone else.

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