MU Peeves Thread
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“Hi guys, I’m a totally new player, I’m just a clueless sweet lil innocent baby, you have never met me before, I don’t know anything. However by pure happenstance, I am unusually well versed in this game’s community drama history, and I carry a massive axe to grind about it. So much so that it has given me a sense of superiority over players I’ve obviously never met before, and enough specific personal grievances to rant obsessively to a non-reciprocal, disengaged audience about it. Any resemblance in visible neuroses to a formerly banned player is purely coincidental. But whoever that identical personality might be, I’m sure they haven’t lied in this exact same manner before. Please don’t shoot the messenger, I’m new here.”
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@Kestrel vulgarkitten, that you?
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@hellfrog Sometimes, when the moon is in the right lunar phase, I get intrusive thoughts saying “I want to see the receipts of things like that.”
And then I come to my senses because I don’t really need to lose further faith in humanity or intentionally make myself nauseous from the ick they likely contain. (To say nothing about how I have absolutely no right to ask for them, let alone be shown them.)
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(Actually not about VK, it’s just these psychos all use the exact same playbook)
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@Kestrel If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it probably goes just as well with an orange sauce.
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Achievement Unlocked: App rejected because of puns! You’d think a Buffy game would have a sense of humor.
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Listen, if I were appstaff… by the first pun I would SMASH ‘Approve’. O_O
This hurts my heart.
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@Floof I was not permitted to name a Harry Potter character “Strangely Brown.”
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Wow all I can think is that must’ve been one really shitty pun.
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