An Arx Peeve Thread

[crawfish]

@dvoraen Mmm butter rosemerry steak yessss.

[Testament]

[Tez]

This one’s for team no thanks steak:

[Testament]

@Tez Speaking of vegetables, today I learned that cucumbers are not vegetables. They’re a fruit. I don’t know how to handle that information.

[crawfish]

@Testament So are avocados!

[Testament]

@crawfish

[IoleRae]

I can’t tell if we’re talking about food or sex.

[tsar]

@Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

This one’s for team no thanks steak:

I want both

[Herja]

@tsar

[Testament]

@IoleRae …yes? Though I must be getting old because I think I’d prefer food.

[tsar]

I thought this was a conversation about food! I’m hungry and I didn’t start cooking dinner yet!

[crawfish]

@Herja ngl I was excited

[Solstice]

[Testament]

@Solstice

[crawfish]

@Testament I think I know the name of this kink.

[Narson]

@Roz I was brave (or oblivious) enough to do this once or twice and once the person was like ‘No, I’m fine, staff approved this’ and I was jammed a bit. Like, no, I’m fairly sure staff didn’t OK a Northlander noble who had never heard of the Faith and didn’t worship the Pantheon.

@sao Wear all the pink. We will have a pink crusade if needs be.

[Narson]

@crawfish said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Testament So are avocados!

Fairly sure they are just trash.

[tsar]

I derailed a whole scene once to argue that they did have Champions in the Northlands and that it wasn’t just a ‘city person’ thing. >.>

[dvoraen]

@Narson said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@crawfish said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Testament So are avocados!

Fairly sure they are just trash.

[Narson]

@dvoraen I could pretend it is because they are terrible for the environment due to the massive water use, but let’s be real. It is because the texture is just dreadful. Butter without being butter. Almost always butter is better. I will make an exception for guac, which is pleasant as part of a whole bunch of other stuff.