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    • AriaA
      Aria
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      New plan to defeat the Horned God.

      We release hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of cats and kittens.

      Think about it! They will:

      1. Maul the bugs with their claws and maybe also eat them
      2. Distract and delay armies by laying on laps, forcing minions to just live there now
      3. Become an endless tripping hazard that may soften up attackers by knocking off a few hit points via falling damage
      4. Annoy the Horned God by having absolutely no regard whatsoever for how scary and cool he thinks he is

      It’s brilliant. Someone go get Crawfish to run this for me.

      (I assume it’s gotta be Crawfish because cats.)

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      • BurnNoticeB
        BurnNotice @Aria
        last edited by

        Yeah @Aria but what are we gonna release when the Horned God is mauled and we gotta deal with the Clawed God?

        I guess at least it’d sleep for 16 hours a day but.

        9 lives

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        • AriaA
          Aria @BurnNotice
          last edited by

          @BurnNotice said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

          Yeah @Aria but what are we gonna release when the Horned God is mauled and we gotta deal with the Clawed God?

          I guess at least it’d sleep for 16 hours a day but.

          9 lives

          Many of us live under the tyrannical rule of a furry overlord, anyway. I assume the Clawed God would just demand larger cans of tuna.

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          • SnacknessS
            Snackness
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            Arx is such a big amazing game with so much cool shit going on and yet I still feel so lonely there.

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            • juniperskyJ
              junipersky Administrators @Snackness
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              @Snackness

              Get the fuck out of my head. I //know// people are there for me and if I’d just get out of my head an engage…

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              • AriaA
                Aria @Snackness
                last edited by

                @Snackness said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                Arx is such a big amazing game with so much cool shit going on and yet I still feel so lonely there.

                @junipersky said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                @Snackness

                Get the fuck out of my head. I //know// people are there for me and if I’d just get out of my head an engage…

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                  mietze @Snackness
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                  @Snackness you’re not alone. I often feel bad because sometimes I feel this even while engaged in doing things! I love the personal scenes we have had, along with the bigger stuff too. Arx can be such a weird headspace to be in when that starts to creep in. I’ve been trying to carve out more personal 1 on 1 or small scenes rather than sitting in public or chasing public events (I love to support them but if I’m not careful sometimes that’s really where I feel that feel).

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                  • JennkrystJ
                    Jennkryst
                    last edited by

                    Look, RP is tricksy, what with my weird schedule, and timezones, and staff refusing to give me all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

                    Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                    She/her

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                    • TezT
                      Tez Administrators @Jennkryst
                      last edited by

                      @Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                      all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

                      Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?

                      she/they

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                      • kalakhK
                        kalakh @Tez
                        last edited by

                        @Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                        @Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                        all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

                        Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?

                        alt text

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                        • HerjaH
                          Herja @kalakh
                          last edited by Herja

                          @kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

                          lol lmao

                          It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                            dvoraen @Herja
                            last edited by

                            @Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                            @kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

                            excerpted from How to Train Your Coven

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                            • AriaA
                              Aria @Herja
                              last edited by Aria

                              @Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                              @kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

                              And here I always figured the six-boobed elves was just some weird kink y’all had.

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                              • HerjaH
                                Herja @Aria
                                last edited by

                                @Aria I like what I like, okay?

                                lol lmao

                                It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                                • JennkrystJ
                                  Jennkryst @Tez
                                  last edited by

                                  @Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                                  @Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                                  all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

                                  Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?

                                  This is fine, I GUESS, but only if I can go full Total Recall with it.

                                  Three boobz

                                  Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                                  She/her

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                                  • AriaA
                                    Aria @Herja
                                    last edited by

                                    @Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                                    @Aria I like what I like, okay?

                                    Note to Self: Include clowns and rows of titties in my next RFR.

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                                    • HerjaH
                                      Herja @Aria
                                      last edited by

                                      @Aria I hate clowns, but rows of titties is a-okay.

                                      lol lmao

                                      It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                                      • JennkrystJ
                                        Jennkryst @Herja
                                        last edited by

                                        @Herja Of course you hate clowns. They want Nanotransen’s nuclear codes.

                                        WoD: Space Station 13! It’s even got Vampires and henticle monsters from The Thing.

                                        Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                                        She/her

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                                        • AriaA
                                          Aria @Herja
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                                          @Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

                                          @Aria I hate clowns, but rows of titties is a-okay.

                                          @Herja said in Bannings:

                                          @hellfrog I’m not exactly a clown car, but I have hosted a few circuses.

                                          These mixed signals are going to result in the most horrific elf clown slashfic you have ever read, lady.

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                                          • juniperskyJ
                                            junipersky Administrators
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                                            @Herja

                                            Scary clown stuff. Yup. Yup.

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