MU Peeves Thread

[eye8urcake]

@crawfish said in MU Peeves Thread:

Please don’t end our romantic scene by telling me OOC you have marital problems and this is why my scene with you was so great, because now you can take it with you to the shower.

Just. No. I will -never- be comfortable with you again. Ever.

ETA: I might get awkward and laugh it off and thank you but I will -never-. Ever. Be comfortable. Again.

[Cornpopped]

@crawfish

[Wizz]

@crawfish said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Arkandel

I suppose I should have been flattered.

It’s weirdly impressive in the sense that I am having a tough time thinking of a faster way to completely detonate any good will and fondness you might have built towards someone. Just…NO. BAD. DO NOT.

[Testament]

@sao said in MU Peeves Thread:

Yes I do think it is pretty clear that if the first OOC communication you have is ‘this is so hot,’ that’s wildly uncomfortable and I Do Not Want.

I much prefer if the first OOC communication is ‘lololol they’re so awk’.

I just had a visceral reaction to the ‘this is so hot’ comment.

ETA: NEVERMIND, I READ @crawfish’s post and it got SO MUCH WORSE. HOLY SHIT.

[Narson]

@crawfish

[Rathenhope]

@farfalla I have exactly the same problem. I cannot think of a better verb. So I sip.

[Herja]

@crawfish said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Roz There is always one c-word I get clearance for because not everyone likes it.

This is the one I play chicken with. I will use cock right out the gate.

[Testament]

@Herja

[Rathenhope]

@Herja said in MU Peeves Thread:

This is the one I play chicken with. I will use cock right out the gate.

So will I.

And I don’t mean in RP.

[DrQuinn]

[eye8urcake]

[crawfish]

@Rathenhope said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Herja said in MU Peeves Thread:

This is the one I play chicken with. I will use cock right out the gate.

So will I.

And I don’t mean in RP.

You don’t even wait for dinner first??

[crawfish]

@Herja said in MU Peeves Thread:

@crawfish said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Roz There is always one c-word I get clearance for because not everyone likes it.

This is the one I play chicken with. I will use cock right out the gate.

THIS ISN’T THE C-WORD I MEANT.

[shit-piss-love]

Ya’ll can just say cooter.

[Solstice]

@crawfish said in MU Peeves Thread:

THIS ISN’T THE C-WORD I MEANT.

[eye8urcake]

@shit-piss-love said in MU Peeves Thread:

Ya’ll can just say cooter.

Coochie.

Why are there so many c-words, what is so fucking horny about C?

[mietze]

@crawfish catflaps?

[GF]

@eye8urcake Probably symbolic. A C looks a little bit like an orifice.

[eye8urcake]

@GF said in MU Peeves Thread:

@eye8urcake Probably symbolic. A C looks a little bit like an orifice.

Fair take.

[Pavel]

@eye8urcake said in MU Peeves Thread:

Why are there so many c-words, what is so fucking horny about C?

Well, since you asked, I contacted a former lecturer of mine on the subject (linguistic anthropology, yo) and she said, and I quote: “What? I don’t know. Why are you thinking of these things? I was your lecturer YEARS ago. How do you have my email?”

So, experts are baffled.

(Her real answer is that the hard c/k sound (as in both ends of cock) is a guttural, almost primal one found among Flemmish and Anglo-Saxon people when English evolved more into what it is now, rather than the highfalutin French stylings of our overlords.)