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    • MegM
      Meg
      last edited by

      i don’t have a workflow, because i don’t rp.

      but like, if you are bothered by a staffers apparent lack of workflow or I guess, lack of doing work, idk?? then don’t play on that game.

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      • kalakhK
        kalakh
        last edited by

        Workflow has the word ‘work’ in it, so I’m morally opposed.

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        • PavelP
          Pavel @Coin
          last edited by

          @Coin said in MU Peeves Thread:

          … when I log on I look at jobs, see which ones I gotta do, do the ones I have the time and bandwidth for, and then I do the ones my fellow staffer points out need to be done, and then I’m done for the night.

          Because it’s not work.

          It’s play.

          Translated:

          In the realm of task prioritisation and workflow optimisation, my daily modus operandi entails the diligent logging on to our digital platform, where I adeptly harness the power of data analytics to discern and align with strategic imperatives. I meticulously scrutinise the available job listings, engaging in a judicious exercise of discernment to identify those assignments for which I possess both the temporal resources and the requisite bandwidth. Subsequently, I enact a synergistic approach, adroitly collaborating with my esteemed colleague, and in a symbiotic fashion, address tasks that have been judiciously flagged as necessitating immediate attention. This calculated and systematic approach culminates in the efficient and effective accomplishment of my daily professional obligations, thereby allowing me to conclude my workday on a note of accomplishment and satisfaction

          He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
          BE AN ADULT

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          • Duke WhiskyD
            Duke Whisky @Pavel
            last edited by

            @Pavel - Can you write my end year review? That’s the kinda waffle that’ll do me well when it comes to pay negotiations.

            Current Projects:

            Twitch -> https://www.twitch.tv/dukewhisky

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            • W
              watno
              last edited by

              I’ve never known a workflow that didn’t involve dozens of e-mails and gratuitous pings on Slack. So I don’t think it’s something helpful to GMs.

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              • juniperskyJ
                junipersky Administrators
                last edited by

                … at the same time this for sure began with someone having a realization that their experience isn’t other’s experience and now their world view is bigger so… maybe we should all coach our responses like that.

                (My admin hat is not on, just meee)

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                • ToriT
                  Tori @helvetica
                  last edited by

                  @helvetica said in MU Peeves Thread:

                  This is toeing into the territory of the… spreadsheets in our pretendy fun times discourse. Reasonable steps to remain organized and keep a sustainable pace? Yes. Turning it into something that might be done from a cubicle? Pass.

                  how dare

                  she/her, them/they - not super particular

                  I have been here the whole time

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                  • helveticaH
                    helvetica @Tori
                    last edited by

                    @Tori my experiences are different from yours and now your world view is bigger, deal with it 😎

                    Street Cred

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                    • AposA
                      Apos @Pavel
                      last edited by

                      @Pavel how do I downvote this

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                      • spiriferidaS
                        spiriferida
                        last edited by

                        This one isn’t actually MU-sourced, to spare people the need to wonder what game is having drama, but it’s baffling enough to need to share, so.

                        If you have a problem with a person on game staff, messaging them to say “so when are you going to be demoted?” Verbatim. Is not actually going to fix that problem.

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                        • PavelP
                          Pavel @Apos
                          last edited by

                          @Apos said in MU Peeves Thread:

                          @Pavel how do I downvote this

                          All my posts start with a -10 score already.

                          He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                          BE AN ADULT

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                          • tenT
                            ten
                            last edited by

                            beastie boys

                            the only flow -

                            beastie boys

                            they | them

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                            • juniperskyJ
                              junipersky Administrators @spiriferida
                              last edited by

                              @spiriferida Yikes

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                              • SpaceKhomeiniS
                                SpaceKhomeini @spiriferida
                                last edited by

                                @spiriferida

                                If nothing else, I can’t think of a purer expression of disrespect. Whoa.

                                I woke up feeling so good, I think I’d better call in sick/ I need a personal trainer to help me hold my drink
                                I plan to be spontaneous next time we meet/I’m putting off procrastinating until next week
                                I’ll get onto it when I give a shit

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                                • GashlycrumbG
                                  Gashlycrumb @Ashkuri
                                  last edited by

                                  @imstillhere I looked for a good one online and didn’t like them. My professional ones really are jargony and look a lot like these. The ones I think most people will be familiar with are the pages in RPG rulebooks telling you how to run combat, initiative phase, declaration, etc. The one I am talking about is the one that started when I sat down to the MU on a ‘staff work day’ for me.

                                  @sao Oh, I wasn’t refusing to define terms. I just didn’t answer that question in less than an hour and a half. Largely this was because I was otherwise engaged, ie, having a life. Also because I was puzzling over how not to sound contemptuous while defining a term for some people while another set of people are telling me how offensive it is of me to suggest, even hyperbolically, that anyone in the hobby isn’t already using that tool.

                                  "This is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!"
                                  – A. Bertram Chandler

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                                  • J
                                    Juniper
                                    last edited by

                                    fight, fight, fight

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                                    • MegM
                                      Meg @Gashlycrumb
                                      last edited by

                                      @Gashlycrumb said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                      Also because I was puzzling over how not to sound contemptuous while defining a term for some people while another set of people are telling me how offensive it is of me to suggest, even hyperbolically, that anyone in the hobby isn’t already using that tool.

                                      I don’t think most people were saying it was offensive, just that it was wrong. Almost any way that you work is, by definition, a workflow. Is what people were pointing out.

                                      Just because you might hate Waterfall and prefer Agile, doesn’t make Waterfall not a workflow, for example.

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                                      • helveticaH
                                        helvetica @Juniper
                                        last edited by

                                        @Juniper said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                        fight, fight, fight

                                        angel devil

                                        @Juniper and @junipersky

                                        Street Cred

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                                        • saoS
                                          sao
                                          last edited by

                                          Honestly this conversation has led me to believe that I am enriched simply by not knowing what a workflow is, so I’m glad to go on about my business at this point.

                                          let it be a challenge to you

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                                          • SnacknessS
                                            Snackness @sao
                                            last edited by

                                            @sao Remember when we were talking about chocolate flows? Can we revisit that?

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