I need an adult
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@dvoraen I find ear cleanings to be a rather pleasant experience
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@dvoraen said in I need an adult:
Saw this while shopping for replacement stuff because my curette of choice broke.
My initial reaction: “lol what type of experience is that supposed to be?”
those spoons are for stirring up 70-year-old nail polish and also maybe sometimes cocaine but they are not for putting in your ears
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Yes, but what is the crunchy part of this equation?
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I am an adult.
Nah but seriously it looks like a metal Q-tip how is that supposed to clean out your ear?
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@Hobbie I believe the idea is that it is small enough to get around wax blockages and actually scoop out, unlike a q-tip which will often simply push a quantity of wax back into the ear canal causing ear wax plugs that can be quite painful if left to build.
That said, almost all advice I’ve seen recommends you don’t stick anything in your ear. Q-tip, coke spoon, spring on a stick, nothing. Get a saline flush if you need to clear a blockage, and probably get it done by your doctor or at least by someone who can actually see into your ear canal.
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@Pavel There are actual (retail) products with a light and a camera that will transmit over wifi (the device itself has a no-internet wifi signal) to a phone app you install from the app store, so you can see exactly what you’re doing. I’m still a little leery about the device itself having wifi capability, even if it presumably doesn’t connect to the internet.
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@dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.
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@Pavel said in I need an adult:
@dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.
Oh is that the “crunchy feeling” experience so advertised? Is that part of the BE AN ADULT thing? (This is specific to you @Pavel, and yes I remember the source of those caps words.)
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anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem
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@Prototart said in I need an adult:
anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem
So it’s femme fatale makeup? FEMININE, BUT DEADLY.
10/10 adults needed if those really contain radium.
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@dvoraen said in I need an adult:
FEMININE, BUT DEADLY
Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.
The ads write themselves.
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@Pavel said in I need an adult:
@dvoraen said in I need an adult:
FEMININE, BUT DEADLY
Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.
The ads write themselves.
we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid
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@Prototart said in I need an adult:
@Pavel said in I need an adult:
@dvoraen said in I need an adult:
FEMININE, BUT DEADLY
Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.
The ads write themselves.
we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid
This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.
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i know
for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”
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@Prototart Radithor 2: They banned us from making it, but not from selling you the ingredients to make it yourself!
