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    I need an adult

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    • HobbieH
      Hobbie
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      I am an adult.

      Nah but seriously it looks like a metal Q-tip how is that supposed to clean out your ear?

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      • PavelP
        Pavel @Hobbie
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        @Hobbie I believe the idea is that it is small enough to get around wax blockages and actually scoop out, unlike a q-tip which will often simply push a quantity of wax back into the ear canal causing ear wax plugs that can be quite painful if left to build.

        That said, almost all advice I’ve seen recommends you don’t stick anything in your ear. Q-tip, coke spoon, spring on a stick, nothing. Get a saline flush if you need to clear a blockage, and probably get it done by your doctor or at least by someone who can actually see into your ear canal.

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        BE AN ADULT

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          dvoraen @Pavel
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          @Pavel There are actual (retail) products with a light and a camera that will transmit over wifi (the device itself has a no-internet wifi signal) to a phone app you install from the app store, so you can see exactly what you’re doing. I’m still a little leery about the device itself having wifi capability, even if it presumably doesn’t connect to the internet.

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          • PavelP
            Pavel @dvoraen
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            @dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.

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            BE AN ADULT

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              dvoraen @Pavel
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              @Pavel said in I need an adult:

              @dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.

              Oh is that the “crunchy feeling” experience so advertised? Is that part of the BE AN ADULT thing? (This is specific to you @Pavel, and yes I remember the source of those caps words.)

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              • PrototartP
                Prototart
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                anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

                THO-RADIA

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                  dvoraen @Prototart
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                  @Prototart said in I need an adult:

                  anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

                  THO-RADIA

                  So it’s femme fatale makeup? FEMININE, BUT DEADLY.

                  10/10 adults needed if those really contain radium. 😱

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                  • PavelP
                    Pavel @dvoraen
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                    @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                    FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                    Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                    The ads write themselves.

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                    • PrototartP
                      Prototart @Pavel
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                      @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                      @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                      FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                      Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                      The ads write themselves.

                      we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

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                      • PavelP
                        Pavel @Prototart
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                        @Prototart said in I need an adult:

                        @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                        @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                        FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                        Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                        The ads write themselves.

                        we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

                        a man with a beard wearing overalls and a hat says

                        This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.

                        He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                        BE AN ADULT

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                        • PrototartP
                          Prototart @Pavel
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                          @Pavel

                          i know

                          for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

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                          • PavelP
                            Pavel @Prototart
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                            @Prototart Radithor 2: They banned us from making it, but not from selling you the ingredients to make it yourself!

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                            BE AN ADULT

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