I need an adult

[Prototart]

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

[Pavel]

@Prototart said in I need an adult:

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.

[Prototart]

@Pavel

i know

for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

[Pavel]

@Prototart Radithor 2: They banned us from making it, but not from selling you the ingredients to make it yourself!

[dvoraen]

@Prototart said in I need an adult:

@Pavel said in I need an adult:

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

The ads write themselves.

we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

I mean, that kind of makeup is almost literally a glow up.

[Pavel]

@dvoraen

[Jenn]

@dvoraen

Did the radium girls and their glowing watch-face paint brushes teach us nothing?

There was so much GOOD history. Why do we only keep repeating the inanity?

[Aria]

@Jenn

[dvoraen]

Our next topic in things that require adult supervision.

Is this the true Pilk?

(it’s a large image and I have no idea how to resize it since it shows up resized fine in Discord)

Spoiler

The other three flavors when I found this were MAX (caffeine) chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla milkshake.

Also, I’m still waiting for someone to tell me about how cleaning your ears is a “crunchy experience.” I’m still concerned about that part and need expert opinions.

[Jennkryst]

@dvoraen said in I need an adult:

Is this the true Pilk?

It’s only Pilk if you can use it to replace your car’s oil.