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    I need an adult

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    • PavelP
      Pavel @Prototart
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      @Prototart said in I need an adult:

      also maybe sometimes cocaine

      Not if you want to feel it.

      He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
      BE AN ADULT

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      • HobbieH
        Hobbie
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        I am an adult.

        Nah but seriously it looks like a metal Q-tip how is that supposed to clean out your ear?

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        • PavelP
          Pavel @Hobbie
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          @Hobbie I believe the idea is that it is small enough to get around wax blockages and actually scoop out, unlike a q-tip which will often simply push a quantity of wax back into the ear canal causing ear wax plugs that can be quite painful if left to build.

          That said, almost all advice I’ve seen recommends you don’t stick anything in your ear. Q-tip, coke spoon, spring on a stick, nothing. Get a saline flush if you need to clear a blockage, and probably get it done by your doctor or at least by someone who can actually see into your ear canal.

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            dvoraen @Pavel
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            @Pavel There are actual (retail) products with a light and a camera that will transmit over wifi (the device itself has a no-internet wifi signal) to a phone app you install from the app store, so you can see exactly what you’re doing. I’m still a little leery about the device itself having wifi capability, even if it presumably doesn’t connect to the internet.

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            • PavelP
              Pavel @dvoraen
              last edited by

              @dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.

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              BE AN ADULT

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                dvoraen @Pavel
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                @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                @dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.

                Oh is that the “crunchy feeling” experience so advertised? Is that part of the BE AN ADULT thing? (This is specific to you @Pavel, and yes I remember the source of those caps words.)

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                • PrototartP
                  Prototart
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                  anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

                  THO-RADIA

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                    dvoraen @Prototart
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                    @Prototart said in I need an adult:

                    anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

                    THO-RADIA

                    So it’s femme fatale makeup? FEMININE, BUT DEADLY.

                    10/10 adults needed if those really contain radium. 😱

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                    • PavelP
                      Pavel @dvoraen
                      last edited by

                      @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                      FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                      Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                      The ads write themselves.

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                      • PrototartP
                        Prototart @Pavel
                        last edited by

                        @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                        @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                        FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                        Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                        The ads write themselves.

                        we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

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                        • PavelP
                          Pavel @Prototart
                          last edited by

                          @Prototart said in I need an adult:

                          @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                          @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                          FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                          Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                          The ads write themselves.

                          we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

                          a man with a beard wearing overalls and a hat says

                          This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.

                          He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                          BE AN ADULT

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                          • PrototartP
                            Prototart @Pavel
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                            @Pavel

                            i know

                            for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

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                            • PavelP
                              Pavel @Prototart
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                              @Prototart Radithor 2: They banned us from making it, but not from selling you the ingredients to make it yourself!

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