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      dvoraen @Pavel
      last edited by dvoraen

      @Pavel said in I need an adult:

      @dvoraen Perfect for my Aural Sex fantasies.

      Oh is that the “crunchy feeling” experience so advertised? Is that part of the BE AN ADULT thing? (This is specific to you @Pavel, and yes I remember the source of those caps words.)

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        Prototart
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        anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

        THO-RADIA

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          dvoraen @Prototart
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          @Prototart said in I need an adult:

          anyway this is now a beauty thread and Erin Parsons found radium lipstick and i am making it everybody’s problem

          THO-RADIA

          So it’s femme fatale makeup? FEMININE, BUT DEADLY.

          10/10 adults needed if those really contain radium. 😱

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            Pavel @dvoraen
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            @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

            FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

            Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

            The ads write themselves.

            He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
            BE AN ADULT

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              Prototart @Pavel
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              @Pavel said in I need an adult:

              @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

              FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

              Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

              The ads write themselves.

              we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

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                Pavel @Prototart
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                @Prototart said in I need an adult:

                @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                The ads write themselves.

                we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

                a man with a beard wearing overalls and a hat says

                This is from an era before they knew that radiation was dangerous, and a good forty years before the NRC was established.

                He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                BE AN ADULT

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                  Prototart @Pavel
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                  @Pavel

                  i know

                  for more fun check out the wonders of Radithor, WSJ once did an article on it titled, “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

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                    Pavel @Prototart
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                    @Prototart Radithor 2: They banned us from making it, but not from selling you the ingredients to make it yourself!

                    He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                    BE AN ADULT

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                      dvoraen @Prototart
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                      @Prototart said in I need an adult:

                      @Pavel said in I need an adult:

                      @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                      FEMININE, BUT DEADLY

                      Ideal for the kiss of death. Looks can kill, but seal it with a kiss. Tho-Radia: A special job a day keeps the children at bay.

                      The ads write themselves.

                      we are so smart and the nuclear regulatory commission is so, so stupid

                      I mean, that kind of makeup is almost literally a glow up.

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                        Pavel @dvoraen
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                        @dvoraen a man in a green shirt is smiling and says for a very brief moment

                        He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                        BE AN ADULT

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                          Jenn @dvoraen
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                          @dvoraen

                          Did the radium girls and their glowing watch-face paint brushes teach us nothing?

                          There was so much GOOD history. Why do we only keep repeating the inanity?

                          We’re all mad here.

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                            Aria @Jenn
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                            @Jenn

                            a south park cartoon shows a bunch of idiots sitting around a table

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                              dvoraen
                              last edited by dvoraen

                              Our next topic in things that require adult supervision.

                              Is this the true Pilk?

                              (it’s a large image and I have no idea how to resize it since it shows up resized fine in Discord)

                              don't cry over it

                              The other three flavors when I found this were MAX (caffeine) chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla milkshake.

                              Also, I’m still waiting for someone to tell me about how cleaning your ears is a “crunchy experience.” I’m still concerned about that part and need expert opinions.

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                                Jennkryst @dvoraen
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                                @dvoraen said in I need an adult:

                                Is this the true Pilk?

                                It’s only Pilk if you can use it to replace your car’s oil.

                                Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                                She/her

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                                  Gashlycrumb
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                                  Band names discovered in undergraduate papers:

                                  Botched Butt Implant Removal

                                  “This is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!”
                                  – A. Bertram Chandler

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