RL Peeves

[Roz]

@IoleRae When my dad turned 40, my older brothers did a big presentation with one of those giant easel sketchbooks. The presentation was called

Things That Are Older Than Dad

It included entries such as the following:

• Dirt
• The Earth
• Dinosaurs
• Time
• God
• Granddad

I really hope my parents still have that sketchbook somewhere.

[IoleRae]

@Roz

That is amazing.

[GF]

@IoleRae said in RL Peeves:

“Over the hill. Is that forty or fifty?”

It’s not measured in years. It’s measured by when you get your first chronic injury in your knee or lower back.

[Testament]

@GF Shit, I’ve been over the hill since I was 27, then.

[GF]

@Testament Nurse, or athlete?

[Testament]

@GF Neither. Soldier.

[GF]

@Testament Yep, that’ll do it.

[IoleRae]

@GF

hip count?

[Testament]

@GF To be fair, in my case it was feet, but the other two followed not too long after despite that.

ETA: And I still work on my feet most days. “Unable to serve due to disqualifying conditions” my ass.

[Pavel]

@GF said in RL Peeves:

@IoleRae said in RL Peeves:

“Over the hill. Is that forty or fifty?”

It’s not measured in years. It’s measured by when you get your first chronic injury in your knee or lower back.

Well, that sure explains my entire personality. I’ve been a Grumpy Old Man since I was twelve, by this measure.

[Tez]

@Roz said in RL Peeves:

@IoleRae When my dad turned 40, my older brothers did a big presentation with one of those giant easel sketchbooks. The presentation was called

Things That Are Older Than Dad

It included entries such as the following:

• Dirt
• The Earth
• Dinosaurs
• Time
• God
• Granddad

I really hope my parents still have that sketchbook somewhere.

I have high expectations for my birthday.

[Pavel]

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

@Roz said in RL Peeves:

@IoleRae When my dad turned 40, my older brothers did a big presentation with one of those giant easel sketchbooks. The presentation was called

Things That Are Older Than Dad

It included entries such as the following:

• Dirt
• The Earth
• Dinosaurs
• Time
• God
• Granddad

I really hope my parents still have that sketchbook somewhere.

I have high expectations for my birthday.

It’ll be a shorter list.

[Roz]

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

@Roz said in RL Peeves:

@IoleRae When my dad turned 40, my older brothers did a big presentation with one of those giant easel sketchbooks. The presentation was called

Things That Are Older Than Dad

It included entries such as the following:

• Dirt
• The Earth
• Dinosaurs
• Time
• God
• Granddad

I really hope my parents still have that sketchbook somewhere.

I have high expectations for my birthday.

you won’t be able to reach them

[Tez]

@Pavel said in RL Peeves:

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

@Roz said in RL Peeves:

@IoleRae When my dad turned 40, my older brothers did a big presentation with one of those giant easel sketchbooks. The presentation was called

Things That Are Older Than Dad

It included entries such as the following:

• Dirt
• The Earth
• Dinosaurs
• Time
• God
• Granddad

I really hope my parents still have that sketchbook somewhere.

I have high expectations for my birthday.

It’ll be a shorter list.

wow

@Roz said in RL Peeves:

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

@Roz said in RL Peeves:

@IoleRae When my dad turned 40, my older brothers did a big presentation with one of those giant easel sketchbooks. The presentation was called

Things That Are Older Than Dad

It included entries such as the following:

• Dirt
• The Earth
• Dinosaurs
• Time
• God
• Granddad

I really hope my parents still have that sketchbook somewhere.

I have high expectations for my birthday.

you won’t be able to reach them

WOW

[Pavel]

@Tez said in RL Peeves:

wow

Please, your first address had “Pangea” in it.

[Solstice]

I’m in a bit of an RP rut lately, and that sucks. It’s of my own making!

I have lots of hooks to work on, tons of support to get to interesting story things, and I feel extreme levels of gratitude that if I reach my hand out, I can grab the RP I crave with ease, and I take none of that effort for granted.

I want to be the person who RPs a ton, and life just isn’t getting the memo right now (I’m having sleep disorder problems, which poisons everything.) Thanks to all the people who keep poking me to play, and I’m sorry that most days the answer has been a bleary ‘Maaaaybe’.

I want to be so much more than this.

[Testament]

@Solstice Not giving up on you. You have a plot hook waiting and that invitation.

But on your own time. When your ready.

[dvoraen]

@Testament said in RL Peeves:

@Solstice Not giving up on you. You have a plot hook waiting and that invitation.

But on your own time. When your ready.

So what you’re saying is:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you doooown

[Testament]

@dvoraen

[GF]

Yo, who’s ready for a hot take? Think twice before you answer. This take is so hot you might get burnt. Got some aloe vera ready? Because I won’t be held accountable for the psychic trauma this blistering hot take inflicts.

Okay. You were warned. With no further ado, here is a take so hot it could smelt iron.

Cats sleeping on someone’s face is only cute when it happens to someone else.