Stupid Memes

[insomniac]

I know the chimpanzee one is under 20% even for Americans but that is still way the fuck too high.

Like if we’re ranking “pick one to fight” in the options from chimp down I’m taking wolf over chimp. Crocodile if I can call “annoy/ flee until it gets bored” a win.

Chimpanzees are faster, stronger, and meaner than you think. That part of Nope (2022) is basically a documentary.

[Pavel]

@insomniac said in Stupid Memes:

Chimpanzees are faster, stronger, and meaner than you think.

They’re also one of the few on the list intelligent (sapient/sentient/whatever) enough to just decide it wants to kill you. You in particular. Right the fuck now.

Also, kangaroo? No. Like… You’d probably survive the encounter. Maybe. If you’re careful. But if you’re physically fighting a male kangaroo, it won’t even notice you’ve hit it.

[Rinel]

@Pavel

FWIW I’ve seen videos of very large men fighting off kangaroos, but yeah. Give me the wolf. Might be able to scare it off. (But probably not, if unarmed means you can’t even grab a big stick that’s nearby)

[Pavel]

@Rinel said in Stupid Memes:

FWIW I’ve seen videos of very large men fighting off kangaroos, but yeah.

I’ve hit a kangaroo with a car and it didn’t seem to much mind, whereas my car needed towing. Adult red kangaroos do not give a fuck.

[Rinel]

@Pavel

Your car is WEAK

[ten]

[ten]

it’s always a party beyond the hedge right

[ten]

[Deviant]

@ten

The bunny is not evil. It was clearly acting in self defense! And scary creatures offering candy flowers or nebulous pink blob, whatever, is an obvious trap!

[Cobalt]

[dvoraen]

Had this linked to me on Discord, made me lol:

[Floof]

[hellfrog]

@Floof too real too real

[somasatori]

A little specific to my work, but

[Cobalt]

[Pavel]

@somasatori Too fuckin’ real, my dude.

[Kestrel]

@somasatori

I dropped out of my psychology degree a decade ago for this exact reason.

[somasatori]

[Pavel]

@somasatori I kind of hate how much I actually unironically like that picture, though.

[GF]

@somasatori Driving in a car whose seats only go up to the small of the back, and whose driver side door has no visible handles to open either door or window…