An Arx Peeve Thread

[Jennkryst]

Look, RP is tricksy, what with my weird schedule, and timezones, and staff refusing to give me all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

[Tez]

@Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?

[kalakh]

@Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?

[Herja]

@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

[dvoraen]

@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

excerpted from How to Train Your Coven

[Aria]

@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

And here I always figured the six-boobed elves was just some weird kink y’all had.

[Herja]

@Aria I like what I like, okay?

[Jennkryst]

@Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…

Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?

This is fine, I GUESS, but only if I can go full Total Recall with it.

[Aria]

@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Aria I like what I like, okay?

Note to Self: Include clowns and rows of titties in my next RFR.

[Herja]

@Aria I hate clowns, but rows of titties is a-okay.

[Jennkryst]

@Herja Of course you hate clowns. They want Nanotransen’s nuclear codes.

WoD: Space Station 13! It’s even got Vampires and henticle monsters from The Thing.

[Aria]

@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Aria I hate clowns, but rows of titties is a-okay.

@Herja said in Bannings:

@hellfrog I’m not exactly a clown car, but I have hosted a few circuses.

These mixed signals are going to result in the most horrific elf clown slashfic you have ever read, lady.

[junipersky]

@Herja

Scary clown stuff. Yup. Yup.

[Herja]

@junipersky The old Showbiz Pizza scarred me for life.

[Duke Whisky]

@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

I knew seduction 6 would one day be worth it.

[Dreampipe]

@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.

[Snackness]

@mietze You’ve been awesome. I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you better and RPing with you.

[Testament]

@Jennkryst Ah, the movie I watched as a pre-pubescent teen that made realize a couple of things.

1. Science fiction is awesome.
2. Wow, boobs are awesome.
3. It’s really great when they can be the same thing.

[Aria]

@Testament said in An Arx Peeve Thread:

@Jennkryst Ah, the movie I watched as a pre-pubescent teen that made realize a couple of things.

1. Science fiction is awesome.
2. Wow, boobs are awesome.
3. It’s really great when they can be the same thing.

I’ve said before that I’m pretty sure I lost my virginity by watching Labyrinth. And no, I don’t mean while watching the movie. I mean by watching it - that innocent little baby me seeing David Bowie’s dick in those pants counts as the first time I had sex.

[Testament]

@Aria Not for nothing, but if someone is trying to get frisky with me while I’m watching Labyrinth, I’m gonna wave them off.

“Do not interrupt me while the Thin White Duke is singing.”