Funny Things that Could be Mu* Related

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@icanbeyourmuse

The final form of this is you’re already dead and everyone else is trying to keep your ghost from realizing it because they know if you do the spell breaks and you will fade into the ether forever.

[icanbeyourmuse]

Not the most funny but a good one:

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[KarmaBum]

@icanbeyourmuse this is the best one yet

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[dvoraen]

@icanbeyourmuse Gosh this is my parents’ biggest pet peeve about medical TV shows. lol

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[Jumpscare]

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[dvoraen]

@icanbeyourmuse I feel like Brandon Sanderson in particular would be like, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[Jumpscare]

I wanted to test ChatGPT’s knowledge of MUSHes, but it failed the first test.

[Faraday]

@Jumpscare

[Tez]

@Jumpscare Oh my God. It’s amazing the things you can do with Ares.

ETA: I keep coming back to this and laughing. INCREDIBLE.

[KarmaBum]

Fucking around with ChatGPT today…

“write song lyrics in the style of blade runner”

Verse 1:
I walk these neon streets alone
In a world where darkness has grown
Electric dreams of what once was
Are all that’s left for us

Chorus:
Blade runner, hunting in the night
Chasing down replicants, trying to make things right
In this city, lost in time
We keep on searching for a sign

Verse 2:
The rain falls like tears from the sky
As I try to keep my hope alive
The memories of a better time
Are fading fast in my mind

Chorus:
Blade runner, hunting in the night
Chasing down replicants, trying to make things right
In this city, lost in time
We keep on searching for a sign

Bridge:
The future’s uncertain, but we can’t give in
We fight for what’s right, even when it seems grim
We’ll keep on running, until we find the light
In this world of shadows and night

Chorus:
Blade runner, hunting in the night
Chasing down replicants, trying to make things right
In this city, lost in time
We keep on searching for a sign

Outro:
We’ll keep on running, until we find our way
In this world of darkness, we’ll find a brighter day.

“write song lyrics in the style of white wolf’s world of darkness”

Verse 1:
The night is alive with the howl of the beast
In the shadows they lurk, hungering to feast
Blood and darkness, the world they call home
Where secrets are kept and lies are sown

Chorus:
Welcome to the world of darkness
Where the vampires and werewolves roam
The magic and the mystery
Of the unknown

Verse 2:
In the city, the Kindred plot and scheme
Their power and their influence, the stuff of dreams
While the Garou howl in the forests and the hills
Protecting the land with their claws and their wills

Chorus:
Welcome to the world of darkness
Where the vampires and werewolves roam
The magic and the mystery
Of the unknown

Bridge:
The mages weave their spells in the shadows
And the changelings dance in the faerie meadows
The hunters stalk the creatures of the night
With weapons and with all their might

Chorus:
Welcome to the world of darkness
Where the vampires and werewolves roam
The magic and the mystery
Of the unknown

Outro:
In this world of darkness and despair
We find the beauty that is rare
The hope and the light that shines so bright
Guiding us through the darkest of nights.

[CUmush]

@KarmaBum And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT

[bear_necessities]

@KarmaBum I have to share mine now

write song lyrics about a doctor in the style of blade runner

Verse 1:
In the neon streets of the city,
Where the rain falls like tears,
There’s a doctor who’s known to be gritty,
And who never shows any fears.

He walks through the crowds of the night,
With his coat of shining steel,
His eyes are sharp and his mind is bright,
And his patients he’ll never reveal.

Chorus:
He’s the doctor of the future,
A blade runner in the night,
He’ll heal you up and then he’ll shoot ya,
In a world where everything’s a fight.

Verse 2:
He’s seen the worst of what man can do,
And he’s fought to keep us alive,
He’s saved more lives than we ever knew,
And his work will forever survive.

He’ll take you to the brink of death,
And then bring you back to life,
With his machines and his healing breath,
He’ll make sure you survive the strife.

Chorus:
He’s the doctor of the future,
A blade runner in the night,
He’ll heal you up and then he’ll shoot ya,
In a world where everything’s a fight.

Verse 3:
He doesn’t have time for your excuses,
Or your pity or your pain,
He’ll fix you up and then he’ll cut you loose,
And you’ll never see him again.

He’s a hero in a world of darkness,
A beacon of hope in the night,
And if you’re ever in need of his starkness,
He’ll make everything alright.

Chorus:
He’s the doctor of the future,
A blade runner in the night,
He’ll heal you up and then he’ll shoot ya,
In a world where everything’s a fight.