An Arx Peeve Thread
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Gdi i was supposed to rp on Norwood today about the crisis and then the kittens were born and EVERYTHING WENT OUT OF MY HEAD.
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Can my Crisis action also be kittens? I feel like this is a good crisis action.
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@Solstice Yes please would like to assist on kittens.
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New plan to defeat the Horned God.
We release hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of cats and kittens.
Think about it! They will:
- Maul the bugs with their claws and maybe also eat them
- Distract and delay armies by laying on laps, forcing minions to just live there now
- Become an endless tripping hazard that may soften up attackers by knocking off a few hit points via falling damage
- Annoy the Horned God by having absolutely no regard whatsoever for how scary and cool he thinks he is
It’s brilliant. Someone go get Crawfish to run this for me.
(I assume it’s gotta be Crawfish because cats.)
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Yeah @Aria but what are we gonna release when the Horned God is mauled and we gotta deal with the Clawed God?
I guess at least it’d sleep for 16 hours a day but.
9 lives
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@BurnNotice said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
Yeah @Aria but what are we gonna release when the Horned God is mauled and we gotta deal with the Clawed God?
I guess at least it’d sleep for 16 hours a day but.
9 lives
Many of us live under the tyrannical rule of a furry overlord, anyway. I assume the Clawed God would just demand larger cans of tuna.
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Arx is such a big amazing game with so much cool shit going on and yet I still feel so lonely there.
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Get the fuck out of my head. I //know// people are there for me and if I’d just get out of my head an engage…
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@Snackness said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
Arx is such a big amazing game with so much cool shit going on and yet I still feel so lonely there.
@junipersky said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
Get the fuck out of my head. I //know// people are there for me and if I’d just get out of my head an engage…
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@Snackness you’re not alone. I often feel bad because sometimes I feel this even while engaged in doing things! I love the personal scenes we have had, along with the bigger stuff too. Arx can be such a weird headspace to be in when that starts to creep in. I’ve been trying to carve out more personal 1 on 1 or small scenes rather than sitting in public or chasing public events (I love to support them but if I’m not careful sometimes that’s really where I feel that feel).
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Look, RP is tricksy, what with my weird schedule, and timezones, and staff refusing to give me all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…
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@Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…
Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?
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@Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
@Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…
Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?
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@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.
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@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.
excerpted from How to Train Your Coven
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@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
@kalakh These people are gonna fuck around and then find out when I decree that the only way to learn magic is to accept being gifted with extra nipples.
And here I always figured the six-boobed elves was just some weird kink y’all had.
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@Aria I like what I like, okay?
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@Tez said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
@Jennkryst said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
all the unholy seekrit majikul powerz, and and and…
Wait, I KNOW THIS ONE. It has to do with extra nipples, right?
This is fine, I GUESS, but only if I can go full Total Recall with it.
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@Herja said in An Arx Peeve Thread:
@Aria I like what I like, okay?
Note to Self: Include clowns and rows of titties in my next RFR.
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@Aria I hate clowns, but rows of titties is a-okay.