Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo
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lol pretending to be another person to alt swap for combat
how fucking embarrassing
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The “oh I gotta do some MANLY LIFTING from my TRUCK for my WIFE” is really what makes it for me. It wasn’t enough to lie, it had to be some macho shit too.
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@hellfrog said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
lol pretending to be another person to alt swap for combat
how fucking embarrassing
He did so, sadly. And everyone knew, but the GM was scared of the Fallout given… most of the participants were his buddies.
As a side-note, he also derailed the scene. It was meant to be sneaky-sneak. Coming over in row-boats from a less-watched over lake at night. Queue Hadrix dive-bombing from his ship, crashing down like a rock star… no. Wait. That makes it sound awesome… which it would be, in other circumstances. He crashed like a meteor.
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@Krautistanian I’m sure it really stroked his fucking ego. But yeah he thinks in all of his poses, that he is the kewlest cat on the mother fucking block. But, it comes off sad and pathetic, look at me energy.
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@BloodAngel said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
@Krautistanian I’m sure it really stroked his fucking ego. But yeah he thinks in all of his poses, that he is the kewlest cat on the mother fucking block. But, it comes off sad and pathetic, look at me energy.
I mean, I am guilty at times of being an attention whore myself. I decided to DRIFT A CAR into a scene where people were talking in front of warehouses ElseMU*. I barely flubbed the roll. Queue almost running them over.
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@Wizz reminds me a dude i knew who i could always spot on whatever mush he was on because he would clutter up pub and ooc poses about how manly he was, bronco busting, motorcycle riding, ex military who was also getting his phd and part of important think tanks. I mean, i suppose it could be true, but. Whenever someone needs to speak a little too much about how they need to go be a big strong dude and lift some bricks out of their big ass truck for their little wimminfolk I start meanly thinking that they’re just the type of person who gets mad if their partner doesn’t recognize their major contribution to the household caretaking of taking their plate to the sink, and who probably has one of those rubber scrotums tied on to their never been used hitch to their truck.
speaking of which, why in the hell aren’t there vulvas you can stick on your vehicle. I would so get one for my minivan.
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@Krautistanian We all are, but I assume it’s not your whole fucking personality.
Also, you rolled and seemed to enjoy the failure, not freak out!
(Edited, for happy enter finger.)
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@mietze said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
speaking of which, why in the hell aren’t there vulvas you can stick on your vehicle
Because the usual place to put a pussy is in the driver’s seat. (Specifically those trucks that are never used as a work vehicle or for anything other than a penis extension.)
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@Pavel to be fair, IF i had a big ass truck (which i concede is probably pretty fun) i would still want to put a vulva on it. a girl can dream.
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@mietze It can’t be too difficult to 3D print a vulva…
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@Krautistanian said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
And lewd gif is that excuse! AoA used to have +kinks code implemented. Incidentally, it included Lightsabers as one of the +kinks.
@Jennkryst You have to be fucking kidding me. Please, tell me you are! O.O
Dear reader, I am not.
It also had categories for each species, your usual spread of kinks, then some Twi’lek specific stuff (obvs), and I think amputations because it’s not Star Wars unless someone loses a limb.
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@mietze said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
he would clutter up pub and ooc poses about how manly he was, bronco busting, motorcycle riding, ex military who was also getting his phd and part of important think tanks. I mean, i suppose it could be true, but.
I had an uncle like this who was just constantly telling these either wildly exaggerated stories or outright lies about himself very much like those, and it was a pathological thing. I’d heard he’d always had a fragile ego, but by the time I was old enough to remember him his reality as a dude past his prime with a lot of physical and mental health issues was very difficult for him to contend with, so he just started making up this fantasy life for himself. Kinda sad really, and I imagine that it could possibly be a similar situation for some people in the hobby.
It’s not at all an excuse for the absolutely shitty and predatory behavior some of them adopt, but could at least explain why they’re so…that, 24/7.
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@Krautistanian said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
I mean, I am guilty at times of being an attention whore myself. I decided to DRIFT A CAR into a scene where people were talking in front of warehouses ElseMU*. I barely flubbed the roll. Queue almost running them over.
Okay but this sounds fantastic and absurd in a fun way. I would probably piss myself laughing if my character got flattened by a friend’s bad roll.
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@Adora a friend’s bad roll, yeah. On the other hand, if this was a random person joining a scene, gotta say yeah. That’s a bad look.
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@Anony-Mouse said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
-(OOC)- Hadrix Kora says, “Hello. I was informed that House Panteer ordered a Mando Pizza”
Oh wow, just as cringy as I expected and yet more at the same time
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Everything y’all tell me about Mando Pizza makes me just want to go to YouTube and look up Robot Chicken Boba Fett compilations, because he sounds like those but with no self-awareness.
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@tsar said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
@Anony-Mouse said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
-(OOC)- Hadrix Kora says, “Hello. I was informed that House Panteer ordered a Mando Pizza”
Oh wow, just as cringy as I expected and yet more at the same time
It’d be far easier to just cheat the characters’ sheets than come up with that BS.
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@GF said in Star Wars Age of Alliances: Hadrix and Cujo:
Everything y’all tell me about Mando Pizza makes me just want to go to YouTube and look up Robot Chicken Boba Fett compilations, because he sounds like those but with no self-awareness.
Well, yeah. Because all things Mandalorian and Boba Fett were cringe until Baby Yoda.
(FIGHT ME)
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Every Hadrix pose looks something like this:
‘Hadrix descends from the sky with his very specific brand of jet pack that’s really expensive. He holsters his Modified E-11 after ensuring that nobody present is a threat to him. His Warmaster Armor glitters in the Sun as if it were the only one of its kind on the grid, which it is. Then he walks up to the bar with a feline grace that belies his truly impressive bulk. He stops next to (attractive female) at the bar and says ‘Hello. I’m Hadrix. I’m a Mandalorian.’’
He always seems disappointed when he doesn’t get a big reaction…
