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shit-piss-love

I’ve never played in a WoD MU* but I spent MANY years running oWoD LARPs. This saved me from most, but not all of the worst sex-related shit that haunts the aesthetic. Like do what you folks want as long as it’s enthusiastically consensual but I’m gonna go run another scene and you can just let me know how it turns out later.

In a MU* context tho this actually sounds kind of hilarious. I’m the wrong ST for that though. You’re gonna end up with a gang of hunters coming through the windows just when you finally got the goat lubed up.

edit: the goat is a shifter too and has a safe bleat. don’t @ me

Aria

@shit-piss-love said in Bannings:

edit: the goat is a shifter too and has a safe bleat. don’t @ me

There is now iced tea spray on my lap. Take your upvote and get out.

leave

Testament

@shit-piss-love I didn’t know goats could bleat ‘banana’.

shit-piss-love

the goat

edit: do i need to NSFW tag this video?

tags: foul language, balls

kalakh

I admit, the thing I laughed at most when I first started playing on Arx was some lore answer/file that was essentially “we don’t want to answer questions about poop.”

Jennkryst

@kalakh said in Bannings:

I admit, the thing I laughed at most when I first started playing on Arx was some lore answer/file that was essentially “we don’t want to answer questions about poop.”

This is why I always go Life Mage in WoD, gotta change that biochemistry so my character never has to go to the bathroom again.

Wizz

@hellfrog said in Bannings:

omg it’s the vampire sex debate discussion happening right before us!

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Kestrel

Testament

@kalakh said in Bannings:

I admit, the thing I laughed at most when I first started playing on Arx was some lore answer/file that was essentially “we don’t want to answer questions about poop.”

Firan will never live that down.

Duke Whisky

There are vampires with blood powers that allow them to reshape parts of their bodies.

And people do that to reshape a penis to be larger?!

Oh my. This Christian MU Board really has gone degenerate and you all need Jesus.

junipersky

Can WOD talk go far away from where I am suppose to be a complete bitch.

(This is a joke)

Aria

@junipersky

Problem solved: https://brandmuday.mythicus.net/post/5972

Mourne

@Aria DUN DUN DUNNNN! For… now.

GF

@Whisky I am not am expert but it is my understanding all penis-bearing humans use blood to make their penises (penii?) larger.

Pavel

@GF Not necessarily larger. But more rigid and erect, yes. And the plural is penises or penes.

Aria

@Pavel said in Bannings:

And the plural is penises or penes.

Peentuples.

Jennkryst

@Aria said in Bannings:

@Pavel said in Bannings:

And the plural is penises or penes.

Peentuples.

Clearly the most proper term is to use the original Klingon: 'InSep

Kestrel

I would just like to say, though this is very petty and unimportant, that BMD’s little coloured circles denoting different categories on the forum are much more aesthetically pleasing. So there’s that point in its favour.

shit-piss-love

@Kestrel said in Bannings:

I would just like to say, though this is very petty and unimportant, that BMD’s little coloured circles demoting different categories on the forum are much more aesthetically pleasing. So there’s that point in its favour.

I really like the pleasant lilac color of the Online indicator.

Tez

@Kestrel said in Bannings:

I would just like to say, though this is very petty and unimportant, that BMD’s little coloured circles denoting different categories on the forum are much more aesthetically pleasing. So there’s that point in its favour.

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