Elysium /MUSH

[Tez]

I find adswaps sort of charmingly anachronistic at this point, so I don’t do them, but if I did, I wouldn’t let them post on my games either. It looks like there’s not really much of a population on this place, but then again, PenDes is out there with an average of 611 players on it, so the genre of sexy age play games lives on, even if this one is dead.

[Deviant]

@Tez

It’s the bad writing. Not a single glistening orb anywhere in the entire theme description of Naughty Goddess Girl.

[Meg]

The writing, and I’d say they shot themselves in the foot with the lore. Like, even Shang has more lore then this. There’s some hint of an overarching story, some practicalities.

This erases any overarching story or practicalities, completely. No one ages unless they want, then they can de-age. They never really get hurt or die. They all exist everywhere?

Idk, not trying to help them with their shit, but like, if this was any game even without the gross age stuff, it sounds kind of miserable to play to me.

[Deviant]

@Meg said in Elysium /MUSH:

No one ages unless they want, then they can de-age. They never really get hurt or die. They all exist everywhere?

[Cobalt]

Maybe this thread is why I got a vampire daddy dom dark “romance” ad on fb about a woman being told she was a little and being just straight up abducted by a vampire to be treated like a toddler.

So… thanks, I guess?

🤮

[Roz]

is anyone else bothered that her protagonist is just named after one of the leads of magic knight rayearth

[Pavel]

@Roz I’m mostly bothered by the fact I have to change my screen resolution to 640X480, reduce my colour settings to 16-bit, then slow my monitor refresh to 75hz just to view their website!

[Jumpscare]

I’m proud of all of you for not even attempting to log in.

[Meg]

@Jumpscare you could not pay me enough money.

eta: also, i don’t rp anymore. i forgot how to even connect to a mush. you do like, a computer thing right?

[Rinel]

@Meg said in Elysium /MUSH:

@Jumpscare you could not pay me enough money.

You could pay me enough money. I’ll write filth for enough money. Just in case any freaky billionaires are watching.

Back on topic, my favorite not-horrific part of this trainwreck is the flouncing away from the planet where baby goddess mysteriously gained her powers. Fuck you, Earth! You were mean to me about my predilection for preying upon children, so I’m going to go make a new reality!

I suppose that’s possibly better than forcibly converting Earth to this person’s fetishes and paraphilias, though the creation of the Eternal Fuck-Torment Nexus is still, uh…

I just hope this person keeps all this shit online and with consenting adults.

[Third Eye]

Sometimes I’m like, ‘Wow, there are all these games I don’t know about! The internet is a rich tapestry!’

Then it is this game.

[SpilledBeanz]

@Jumpscare said in Elysium /MUSH:

I’m proud of all of you for not even attempting to log in.

Where do you see this? Most of the popular mush tracking sites I used in the past are long gone.

[TNP]

@Rinel said in Elysium /MUSH:

Back on topic, my favorite not-horrific part of this trainwreck is the flouncing away from the planet where baby goddess mysteriously gained her powers. Fuck you, Earth! You were mean to me about my predilection for preying upon children, so I’m going to go make a new reality!

This plot twist is that it’s all just a holodeck simulation (tempted to call it a stimulation).

[Juniper]

So, that one person constantly connected is the hopeful gamerunner that barfed out that origin story for the pedo-nexus… right?

[ten]

[Jumpscare]

@SpilledBeanz

I found the stats here:
https://iberia.jdai.pt/mudstats/

[SpilledBeanz]

@Jumpscare Thanks!

[Tez]

@Jumpscare Yep! Same place I got my PenDes numbers!

THANK GOODNESS FOR A MUDSTATS. I love data. For Ares games, there’s https://arescentral.aresmush.com/games too.

[Artemis]

“Those “Laws” state that if you feel the desire, physical and otherwise, to do something then you should be allowed to do it.”
bruh this the purge

Anyways, I read the homepage and I hate it, this is the worst.

[BloodAngel]

@Roz

Yes…it makes me cry in clamp.