Real life happy
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Really super excited for the 4-day weekend.
Extra excited for the Bob’s Burgers movie with SO tomorrow!
Extra plans include copying the Glazed and Infused Burger on Monday.
Any other burger/Bob’s Burger/grilling/etc fans?
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I passed my driver’s test and am now certified to be on the road. It’s not much but it’s taken me a long time and I’m pretty jazzed.
Ask me about professional wrestling.
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@Dreampipe are you even old enough for a license
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Eval time at work! First time with new boss doing it. Big thing is the critical elements. Mine are being rewritten to include VENDOR MANAGEMENT. This is not an increase in work OR responsibility: it is a huge, huge acknowledgment of the work I am already doing. Huge. I feel so seen and appreciated.
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@Dreampipe said in Real life happy:
I passed my driver’s test and am now certified to be on the road. It’s not much but it’s taken me a long time and I’m pretty jazzed.
As someone who has never held a valid driver license, I’m going to say IT’S TOTALLY A LOT AND CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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New job. New job. New job.
(Sorry Plath.)
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@moth
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So my work bestie and I constantly pranked each other but she got me the best the last month when she hid a shitton of tiny naked genderless plastic babies in my things. I just opened up the sunroof shade on my van and like 3 more plastic babies fell out. Its been almost 1 months since the end of the school year and i laughed so hard and also miss seeing her every day.
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Having a work bestie is one of the principal joys of having a career. Yours sounds amazing!
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My doctor, who is the first PCP I have had in probably…15 years, that actually sat down with my medical chart and READ the WHOLE THING (and was thus able to get to the bottom of some of my shit!), well, she quit last year for a variety of reasons. I have not had a PCP since, I was grouchy (and thankfully I am medically stable currently). I’ve seen a doc a couple of times but never the same one and just for in the moment care stuff.
Just got an email that my doctor is starting back at the clinic on Sept 1st. FUCK YEAH.
It’s a little dumb but I’m crying about it. This is such a load off.
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@IoleRae NOT DUMB having a non-shitty doctor is such a rare delight
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Woot!! My two young adults who got covid and have been isolating at home are now 5 days post, their tests are negative, and so they can come out of isolation but are staying masked up for the next 5 days. And so far, no one else seems to have caught it!
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I don’t know if this goes here, if not you can put me in the dungeon.
Did they make a good D&D movie?? They are least made a good D&D trailer!
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@BurnNotice OWLBEAR. WILDSHAPING DRUID. GREEN FLAME BLADE. MIMIC. GELATINOUS CUBE. DISPLACER BEAST. MAGIC MISSILE. DRAGONS.
LUTE.
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@Tez I shouted OWLBEAR DON’T CARE at the screen when it went wild!
That trailer got me PUMPED.
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@BurnNotice Is that–holy crap, that is Sophia Lillis! Okay, I’m in.
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So I have absolutely no idea why this happens, but every now and then, usually during the summer, all of the advertising algorithms on my social media accounts have some sort of meltdown. And when they do, they start advertising… I don’t know how to put it, but just the weirdest, most random stuff. It comes completely out of nowhere and continues for about a week or so until one day it just stops.
You’d think I would shrug at this and not be posting it in the “RL Happy” thread, but. BUT. Without fail, there seems to be some sort of theme interconnecting these advertisements. And without fail, this theme is hilarious and I spend the entire week cackling madly at things that randomly show up as I’m casually going about my day, browsing the internet.
Two years ago, the theme seemed to be “Assorted Crotch Related Products”. This summer it seems like I’m getting “A Series of Romance-Slash-Softcore Porn Novels Written by Someone Who Saw Chuck Tingle’s Career and Decided to Take it Seriously.”
I now present a curated selection for your enjoyment.
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The Tiny Butt Shower, for Pooping Like a Viking: https://i.imgur.com/OkfOLi6.jpg
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The Cooch Ball. Women Love It, We Swear: https://i.imgur.com/jtpXMuD.jpg
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“Entered in the Alien Bride Lottery”, Volume One of TWELVE, FOR FUCK’S SAKE: https://i.imgur.com/yMdD42S.jpg
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“Her Dragon Daddy”, for All of Your Dragon-Shifter Pregnancy Domination Kinks in One: https://i.imgur.com/NmNoViT.jpg
You’re welcome, BMD. Now if you’ll please excuse me, I need to go see what this ad for Mouth Tape That is Totally About Curing Snoring, No Really, They Promise is all about.
ETA: These are all links to screenshots I took while cackling, not to the actual products. I promise I’m not trying to suck you into my vortex of “WTF?!” digital marketing.
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It’s really stealth bondage gear.
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I cried today in a room full of hundreds of people.
But I wasn’t the only one, because it was Hadestown, and I was completely, totally blown away. The album is already great, but the context of the live show elevated it to at least my top two live theatre performances.
It’s an old song…
