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    • KestrelK
      Kestrel @shit-piss-love
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      @shit-piss-love said in Real life happy:

      @Kestrel I have a similar issue with one of our cats. We taught him to give us a paw when we feed him a snack.

      Now he’ll often come up to you and lift his paw up, waiting for you to show your palm so he can tap it and get a snack. At random.

      We call it “having his credit card out”.

      Your cat trained you well.

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      • SolsticeS
        Solstice @shit-piss-love
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        @shit-piss-love

        We did this with our dog - and because we give our dog a cutesy voice to ‘respond to us’ in, when he tentatively puts his paw on our arm for something random, we always reckoned he was saying, “Fren. Fren. Is okay.”

        So now whenever he puts his paw on us, it’s a Fren Request.

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        • FloofF
          Floof
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          My partner started teaching my very food motivated cat to sit up like a meerkat for food at some point, and now she does it when she wants things, not just when she’s offered things. She’s doing it AS I TYPE because I haven’t fed her breakfast yet, adding on the new behavior she’s randomly attached to it and meowing every time she pops up on her back legs.

          Oh, and she ‘bites’ me (more like putting teeth on skin than actual biting) when I don’t comply, which she reminded me of when I went to see if I have the meerkating on her tiktok. I don’t. 😞

          At this point most of her behaviors are both very annoying and the most adorable thing ever at the same time. XD

          Playlist

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            eye8urcake
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            I have this scraggly-ass old lady cat named Gordon who’s a shaggy, baggy, bony, but ultimately happy and KNOWS SHE IS QUEEN OF THE WORLD tabby cat and her ‘thing’ when I’m not attentive enough is to leap like a gazelle back and forth over my laptop + lap until she gets the attention she wants. If it’s a snake SNACK she wants, when I stop typing or whatever, she immediately sticks a nose in my pocket.

            She’s a pretty cool old cat. Just as pushy and snitty as her mom.
            ETA: I do not keep snakes in my pocket. Silly typo.
            tabby cat

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            • KestrelK
              Kestrel @eye8urcake
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              @eye8urcake said in Real life happy:

              ETA: I do not keep snakes in my pocket. Silly typo.

              Nice try covering up that Freudian.

              i c u

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                eye8urcake @Kestrel
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                @Kestrel
                snake hiding

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                • KarmaBumK
                  KarmaBum @Kestrel
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                  @Kestrel said in Real life happy:

                  I’m not mad because it’s the cutest mistake I’ve ever made, and I’m doing a poor job of correcting it with my inability to hold back the instinctive positive reinforcement I provide every time she does it.

                  I am pretty sure the dog has trained you not to leave her hanging.

                  As I am now working through training a second Boston Terrier, I’m pretty sure that my first dog didn’t actually learn anything other than how to get me to do what he wants immediately.

                  “If I go up to bestfriend and do my trick called got you (fall down on back and put feet in air), then bestfriend will know I want to FITE and stop what she is doing to play with me!”

                  “If I do my trick where I sit like a good boy and stay (stare at her long enough), bestfriend will know I want something and follow me even if she just said she is working right now!”

                  “If I bite bestfriend hand and wait for her to say SOFT then go get a toy, she will play with me even if she is trying to write a pose right now!”

                  Edit: I forgot his best trick…

                  “If I chew on this particular plug - not every other plug in the living room that I never even touched - then bestfriend will come out of the office, groaning about how I unplugged the modem again, and spend five minutes playing with me while it reboots!”

                  On Dragon Wings · https://pern.gaslightswitch.com · pern.gaslightswitch.com port 4201

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                  • shit-piss-loveS
                    shit-piss-love
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                    I just discovered that Forever Knight is on Amazon Prime.

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                      Pyrephox Administrators @shit-piss-love
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                      @shit-piss-love Oh wow. I barely remember that show. I need to watch it again.

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                      • shit-piss-loveS
                        shit-piss-love @Pyrephox
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                        @Pyrephox said in Real life happy:

                        @shit-piss-love Oh wow. I barely remember that show. I need to watch it again.

                        It’s so very campy and has terribly low quality production even for the early '90s, but the themes and certain presentations are indelibly inked into my brain. They laid the groundwork for how I understood World of Darkness settings.

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                        • AriaA
                          Aria
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                          This question from my practice quiz for my digital marketing class was completely unexpected and made me laugh out loud.

                          “Imagine a niche company Hats for Badgers Inc. Which of the following would be the most cost effective method for advertising to its (probably very narrow) customer base?”

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                          • HerjaH
                            Herja
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                            Teaching my first college class tonight. I am so incredibly excited!

                            lol lmao

                            It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                              WhiteRaven
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                              • SammichS
                                Sammich
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                                The name of this forum, in addition to making me think of that one Sting song, also just feels really positive and upbeat and puts a smile on my face every time.

                                Also bonus points for being punny.

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                                • SnacknessS
                                  Snackness @Sammich
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                                  @Sammich Even though the lyrics don’t match, it puts Bill Wither’s Lovely Day in my head.

                                  https://youtu.be/bEeaS6fuUoA

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                                  • SammichS
                                    Sammich @Snackness
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                                    @Snackness That song in and of itself is a real life happy!

                                    cat dance

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                                      GF
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                                      My gumbo is spicy enough to make me involuntarily cry. This is as it should be.

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                                      • NarsonN
                                        Narson @Herja
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                                        @Herja said in Real life happy:

                                        Teaching my first college class tonight. I am so incredibly excited!

                                        It is so…enjoyable and terrifying at the same time. I miss it - not teaching first semester.

                                        When someone shows you who they are, over and over again? Believe them.

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                                          foksthery
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                                          I’ve had two days of work in a row now that have been meaningful and fulfilling.

                                          Now to try and make money from that work.

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                                            Testament
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                                            As I’ve said before, I’m getting married and we are now less than 13 days away. One of the things about weddings is that they are fucking expensive. Nauseatingly so. Thankfully, we’re getting married outside at a state park, so in this vein, money is less of an issue.

                                            But my fiancé, she has a very specific vision for it(I suppose this comes from the fact that she works in advertising as a UI/UX designer as well as graphic artist). Part of this was that really wanted this rather large crescent moon that we’re going to stand in front of during the ceremony and then would be used as pictures afterwards. Granted, I have no idea what she plans to do with it after the fact, as the damn thing is over seven feet tall.

                                            So, after spending a couple days in my step dad’s garage, my step-dad and I managed to fashion together something that I think would be pretty adequate for her needs. Though, I did tell her that she was going to have to paint it, as my skills lie in woodworking and metalwork, specifically not painting. So the shading on the moon itself is all her work.

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                                            I had to design a catch and release system because there was no way this was going to be a single piece, thereby giving the whole moon stability but also being easy to take apart. You should only need a 10mm wrench to take it all apart. Breaking it down into three different pieces was the best route.

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                                            Have to admit, while I don’t really do a lot of wood and metalwork these days because my step dad’s garage is almost an hour away, I did have fun making this with my step-dad. Then again, not sure I’d want to do this for a job, that was his thing. And he’s the master anyways.

                                            I have another project for the wedding I’m currently working on, but that’s not completely done yet.

                                            I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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