MU Peeves Thread

bear_necessities

I’m not EST but am definitely elitist and a snob. Where do I fit?

If you’re on west coast best coast you can be part of the PST gang! We are the most elite and the most right

KarmaBum

@bear_necessities don’t none of us actually play tho? (because we’re all so cool)

Pyrephox

@bear_necessities said in MU Peeves Thread:

@sao said in MU Peeves Thread:

I’m not EST but am definitely elitist and a snob. Where do I fit?

If you’re on west coast best coast you can be part of the PST gang! We are the most elite and the most right

EXCUSE you. East Coast is OBVIOUSLY better. After all, we’ve got all the hurricanes!

Snackness

@Pyrephox EAST COAST BEAST COAST!

bear_necessities

@Pyrephox who in their right mind would want torrential flooding rains when they could live in a place where the very ground trembles beneath them and has the potential for splitting open to reveal the depths of hell beneath?! Clearly west coast is best coast, but at least we can both agree that we aren’t in… ewwwww, central US with their silly tornados and potatoes

Pyrephox

@bear_necessities said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Pyrephox who in their right mind would want torrential flooding rains when they could live in a place where the very ground trembles beneath them and has the potential for splitting open to reveal the depths of hell beneath?! Clearly west coast is best coast, but at least we can both agree that we aren’t in… ewwwww, central US with their silly tornados and potatoes

Look, I’m in South Carolina. For the last few years, we’ve gotten hurricanes AND earthquakes. We’ve got it all.

But yes, still better than the Centrals.

bear_necessities

@Pyrephox and @Snackness you guys only think you’re superior because you have water. Psssh who needs that to live?!

KarmaBum

Venus flytraps originated in the Carolina swamps

Imagine what it had to be like there to evolve into something so deprived of useful nutrients that you were like “fuck it, I eat mosquitoes now”

Snackness

@KarmaBum That’s how I evolved.

Pyrephox

@KarmaBum said in MU Peeves Thread:

Venus flytraps originated in the Carolina swamps

Imagine what it had to be like there to evolve into something so deprived of useful nutrients that you were like “fuck it, I eat mosquitoes now”

At least you know you’ll never run out of mosquitos here. The only food source that would be more consistently plentiful is roaches.

tsar

@bear_necessities said in MU Peeves Thread:

@Pyrephox and @Snackness you guys only think you’re superior because you have water. Psssh who needs that to live?!

At least we can find our way to the ocean

KarmaBum

@tsar EXCUSE ME but I was at the ocean with @bear_necessities 2 days ago and she did great!!! Just don’t ask her where she left her flip flops

or for water at Target

(these jokes are so inside, sry. this convo was getting hot in a dumb way over dumb shit)

tsar

@KarmaBum said in MU Peeves Thread:

@tsar EXCUSE ME but I was at the ocean with @bear_necessities 2 days ago and she did great!!! Just don’t ask her where she left her flip flops

or for water at Target

(these jokes are so inside, sry. this convo was getting hot in a dumb way over dumb shit)

Okay but did you use my map to get there

KarmaBum

@tsar I mean duh,of course we did. do you think we just guided ourselves by the stars or something???

Snackness

@KarmaBum You couldn’t have if you actually made it to an ocean.

Selira

I live near an active volcano, which in terms of natural disasters is still the coolest way to die. How many of you spent hours on hours reading about Pompeii? West coast clearly best coast.

I’m pretty glad to see I’m not alone in my reasons for not liking asynch, though.

helvetica

Meanwhile, I just live where we have to routinely grease all of the streetlamps to stop everyone from climbing up them.

junipersky

All you people are wrong. Live in the foothills of Colorado. If you ignore the constant wildfires it is easily the safest.

Tez

@helvetica said in MU Peeves Thread:

Meanwhile, I just live where we have to routinely grease all of the streetlamps to stop everyone from climbing up them.

You are the natural disaster.

helvetica

@Tez bad kermit