RL Peeves
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The reason I sleep on my side or stomach is because I know I’m a terrible snorer. And I feel super guilty about waking anyone up.
I’ve heard my dad snore. I don’t want to be that.
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@junipersky
My knees are bent so that my outer thighs and calves are resting on the bed, feet resting on their outer sides. - 
Mushrooms that look like d*icks.
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@junipersky look up the penis pitcher plants.
You’re welcome.
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@junipersky Look up penis peppers, you’re welcome.
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I WORK WITH MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS. THEY DRAW SO MANY THINGS AND THEY ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO SOMETHING REAL I CAN’T BUST THEM BUT THEY ARE ALSO DICKS.
Pluss cute sticker packs. I always have to remove a few that will be turned into dicks.
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I was supposed to spend most of today working on schoolwork, like getting caught up on my reading. Instead, I spent most of the day in bed and a little bit playing games.
I’m so tired of feeling tired.
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Have a head cold. Until I got covid I almost NEVER got sick. Since COVID I’ve been hit every other month with something that has impacted my ability to function.
I’m so tired of being sick.
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hooray for getting to spend (hopefully not a lot but some) of my free time/day off getting a stupid ass tire patch. I suspect I know where it came from (the office park where my school is at just removed their speedbumps in anticipating installing new ones but did a shitty job of cleanup, leaving exposed nails in the divots as well as all over the parking lot. They did sort of come by and clean it but we’ve had a lot of people end up getting nails in their tires at work.
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It’s etc, not ect.
That’s it, that’s the peeve.
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Also!
It’s “rein in” not “reign in”. It’s also “free rein” not “free reign”. It’s “takes the reins” not “takes the reigns”.
They are two different words! They mean different things! I know that none of us ride horses anymore, but still.
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@Pyrephox I prefer rain. Rain in, free rain, takes the rain!
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@Pyrephox Also also, things pique your interest. They don’t peek or peak it.
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their they’re there
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I get that it’s hard to write “sneak peek” but I promise that’s what you mean when you write “sneak peak.”
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@bear_necessities said in RL Peeves:
@Pyrephox I prefer rain. Rain in, free rain, takes the rain!
NO.
DENIED.
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FREE THE RAIN
 

