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    Arkandel @Solstice
    last edited by 31 Aug 2022, 14:23

    @Solstice I have little experience burglarizing places but I think it’s fair to say if I engaged in nocturnal activities of this sort then running into a kukri-and-machette combo would make me reconsider my life’s choices in an awful hurry.

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      Solstice @Testament
      last edited by 31 Aug 2022, 15:42

      @Testament

      Please don’t tell my mother that axes exist.

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        Jumpscare
        last edited by 31 Aug 2022, 18:30

        Do you ever just dream up an entire novel series? And then get sad that it doesn’t exist?

        Even worse, I woke up just before reading the final chapter, so I have no idea how it ends. Did the main character accidentally release hell on earth during her quest to find her missing sister and escape back to earth? Was the demon actually going to return her sister? Why did the demon say that all will be revealed at an art show in the middle of nowhere? What was the significance of that one artist’s missing portfolio?

        I had 20 pages to go, and now I’ll never know.

        Game-runner of Silent Heaven, a small-town horror MU.
        https://silentheaven.org

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          Arkandel @Jumpscare
          last edited by 31 Aug 2022, 22:17

          @Jumpscare said in RL Peeves:

          I had 20 pages to go, and now I’ll never know.

          Write it down! And then you just have to fill up a measly 20 pages to finish it up. 🙂

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            Jumpscare @Arkandel
            last edited by 4 Sept 2022, 16:28

            @Arkandel said in RL Peeves:

            @Jumpscare said in RL Peeves:

            I had 20 pages to go, and now I’ll never know.

            Write it down! And then you just have to fill up a measly 20 pages to finish it up. 🙂

            If only! I’m not as good a writer as my subconscious. I have no idea what it was planning.

            Game-runner of Silent Heaven, a small-town horror MU.
            https://silentheaven.org

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              Aria
              last edited by 5 Sept 2022, 23:21

              Apparently, I lack an entrepreneurial mindset.


              “We invented all-new chips made from 100% fruit as a snackable alternative to high fat, heavily processed snacks and are bringing them to market in the United States next year. As an added bonus, we uncovered a way to render our waste into a grummy, fruit flavored sheet packaged as individual rolls.”

              “…So you learned how to use a dehydrator and invented fruit rollups. Cool, cool.”


              ‘“It’s like Amazon, but for books!”
              “Dude, Amazon WAS for books.”
              “Yeah, but I mean like Kindle Unlimited, where you can borrow things and return them!”
              “…That’s a library, bro. They already exist. And also they are free.”’.


              If I have to listen to one more “entrepreneur” blather on for an entire hour about their personal journey as an “industry disrupter”, I am going to fucking cut someone.

              stare

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                Arkandel @Aria
                last edited by 6 Sept 2022, 14:58

                <mansplains how these are ACSHUALLY valid examples of industry disruption>

                <@Aria smacks him on the head with a wet fish>

                Ow!

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                  GF
                  last edited by 6 Sept 2022, 22:01

                  Garfield Eats.

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                    Aria @Arkandel
                    last edited by 7 Sept 2022, 01:08

                    @Arkandel I mean, fruit rollups are awesome. If someone has made them organic and also somehow not horrible for you, that’s cool. I’m down. But they’re not a “snack industry disruptor” and they need to calm the fuck down.

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                      SpaceKhomeini @GF
                      last edited by SpaceKhomeini 9 Jul 2022, 02:57 7 Sept 2022, 02:57

                      @GF

                      You too have witnessed this horror.

                      This guy is just openly a shameless huckster. It’s kind of refreshing to me if I look at it a certain way.

                      I woke up feeling so good, I think I’d better call in sick/ I need a personal trainer to help me hold my drink
                      I plan to be spontaneous next time we meet/I’m putting off procrastinating until next week
                      I’ll get onto it when I give a shit

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                        GF @SpaceKhomeini
                        last edited by 7 Sept 2022, 02:59

                        @SpaceKhomeini Yeah, any time discussions of entrepreneurs come up, my brain immediately goes to Nathan Masri.

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                          Snackness
                          last edited by Snackness 9 Sept 2022, 19:42 9 Sept 2022, 17:06

                          If any of y’all are in college and your professors get after you for not reading?

                          Those fuckers don’t read either.

                          ETA: Okay I talked to the particular person I was mad at on the phone and she’s actually a really sweet old lady so I feel bad that I called her a fucker on here, but she still didn’t read.

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                            Herja @Snackness
                            last edited by 9 Sept 2022, 19:00

                            @Snackness said in RL Peeves:

                            If any of y’all are in college and your professors get after you for not reading?

                            Those fuckers don’t read either.

                            Can confirm

                            lol lmao

                            It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                              Kestrel
                              last edited by 9 Sept 2022, 19:40

                              Fuck Charles.

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                                KarmaBum
                                last edited by 9 Sept 2022, 20:12

                                Climate change.

                                I was all excited to RP last weekend, going to have a great time!!!

                                And now it’s been 20 degrees hotter than normal for a week straight, and I have lost my mojo entirely.

                                On Dragon Wings · https://pern.gaslightswitch.com · pern.gaslightswitch.com port 4201

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                                  Evilgrayson @Kestrel
                                  last edited by 9 Sept 2022, 20:39

                                  @Kestrel Thanks, but I’d really rather not.

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                                    TNP
                                    last edited by 9 Sept 2022, 21:51

                                    Harry is the hottie.

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                                      GF
                                      last edited by 13 Sept 2022, 18:50

                                      Not really a peeve, just something I’m thinking about.

                                      Any of you Americans ever notice how often we’ll say “no” to mean “yes” and vice-versa? I’ve never had a problem telling which way someone means the word, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out the rules as if I needed to explain it to someone who’s ESL, and I can’t isolate the rules at all.

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                                        Testament @GF
                                        last edited by 13 Sept 2022, 18:59

                                        @GF There’s a variant among Midwesterners.

                                        “Yeah, no.”

                                        and

                                        “No, yeah.”

                                        It’s exactly as maddening as you imagine it to be.

                                        I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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                                          junipersky Administrators
                                          last edited by 13 Sept 2022, 19:15

                                          My principal asked me to do a walk and talk with her. I know consciously that it is legit just a check in. But there is always that “what did I do wrong and what punishment is coming” when there isn’t a set agenda.

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