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      STD @MisterBoring
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      @MisterBoring said in MU Peeves Thread:

      This is why I try to write characters who are boring as fuck in their backgrounds. I thoroughly enjoy “random nobody gets drug into a world of whatever and has to adapt” stories.

      This was why I liked playing bog standard humans in WoD MU*s. Just someone completely absent from the machinations of mages, the centuries old plots of vampires, the chicaneries of changelings, the violence of werewolves, the… bandages?.. of mummies, etc.

      It was really neat to toss them into the world with these kind of characters and see what happened to them. Interestingly enough, most of the time these standard human characters ended up being quite popular with the supernatural crowd. It amused me to think that there was only, like, ten normal humans in the entirety of the WoD and I was playing one which all the other supernatural entities were trying to court.

      @Hobbie said in MU Peeves Thread:

      The great thing about broad strokes backgrounds (aka Schrodinger’s BG) is that you can fill things in retroactively as they arise in story. It also makes it much easier to write in the moment.

      Or go the Old Man Henderson route and just make an insane background that has everything and the kitchen sink to justify any possible weirdness.

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        Pavel @STD
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        @STD said in MU Peeves Thread:

        go the Old Man Henderson route

        For those unfamiliar, here is an excellent audio rendition: The Tale Of Old Man Henderson

        He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
        BE AN ADULT

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          Juniper @Warma Sheen
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          @Warma-Sheen I’m so sick of having to justify my stats. I shouldn’t have to write that my character was a career chef just to beg enough points to make toast. I’ve been told multiple times my character needs more experience for their build but I look at what I’m asking for and my character is in the range of “fucking useless”.

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          • GashlycrumbG
            Gashlycrumb @Juniper
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            @Juniper It’s probably pretty much impossible to be fair in judging what ‘justifies’ a stat. When you’re doing it for hundreds or scores of characters, anyway.

            "This is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!"
            – A. Bertram Chandler

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              Prototart @Juniper
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              @Juniper said in MU Peeves Thread:

              @Warma-Sheen I’m so sick of having to justify my stats. I shouldn’t have to write that my character was a career chef just to beg enough points to make toast. I’ve been told multiple times my character needs more experience for their build but I look at what I’m asking for and my character is in the range of “fucking useless”.

              somebody on a WoD game once asked me to justify why my char had Dancing 4

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                STD @Prototart
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                @Prototart said in MU Peeves Thread:

                somebody on a WoD game once asked me to justify why my char had Dancing 4

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                Look, don’t you know how DANGEROUS Dancing 4 is? You’ve be able to cut up the rug and defeat Antedeluvian vampires in a breakdancing contest! Your pirouettes would dizzy the minds of mages! Werewolves would howl in defeat at your disco moves! Changelings would have no choice but to bow to your Thriller! Your ballroom dancing would shake the very pillars of heaven!

                Totally understandable to ask for such mind boggling power to be justified.

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                • CoinC
                  Coin
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                  person: [god i love neil gaiman], he really blows my skirt up

                  me: [you seem to lack certain recent information]

                  person: If it’s some bad thing he did IRL I’m not interested. I don’t want to hang out and have a beer with the guy.

                  me: [damn, that’s pretty gnarly and context blind]

                  person: [you are ATTACKING me take it somewhere else with your toxicity!!!]


                  lol, this hobby has all types, istg.

                  sorry, i also forgot:

                  person: I think if I was allergic to peanut butter I would just eat it with an epi pen in my hand. 😃

                  In Occam I trust.

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                    Roz @Coin
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                    @Coin

                    a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .

                    she/her | playlist

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                      BloodAngel @Coin
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                      @Coin a man in an orange shirt with the words `` say what '' on it .

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                      • HobbieH
                        Hobbie
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                        We were once told on AoA that we needed knowledge:Tatooine at 50 (out of 100 max) or greater to know what a Jawa is.

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                        • CoinC
                          Coin @Coin
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                          @Coin said in MU Peeves Thread:

                          person: [god i love neil gaiman], he really blows my skirt up

                          me: [you seem to lack certain recent information]

                          person: If it’s some bad thing he did IRL I’m not interested. I don’t want to hang out and have a beer with the guy.

                          me: [damn, that’s pretty gnarly and context blind]

                          person: [you are ATTACKING me take it somewhere else with your toxicity!!!]


                          lol, this hobby has all types, istg.

                          sorry, i also forgot:

                          person: I think if I was allergic to peanut butter I would just eat it with an epi pen in my hand. 😃

                          they quit, lol.

                          or got banned. idk. but lol.

                          In Occam I trust.

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                            Coin @Coin
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                            @Coin
                            double post because they came back.

                            dang.

                            In Occam I trust.

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                              SolarFlare @Hobbie
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                              @Hobbie "Surely these little robed beings with glowing eyes who stole my ship parts CAN’T be the ‘Jawas’ people in the cantina are complaining about stealing all their ship parts!

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                                STD @SolarFlare
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                                @SolarFlare said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                @Hobbie "Surely these little robed beings with glowing eyes who stole my ship parts CAN’T be the ‘Jawas’ people in the cantina are complaining about stealing all their ship parts!

                                “I don’t know, Kandu. It’s a mystery. If only there was some sign or information about what these mysterious ‘Jawas’ are-- HEY! Dangit, those little robe guys started stealing the repulsor lifts on the speeder again! Jeez. Now, back to the mystery of Jawas…”

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                                • MisterBoringM
                                  MisterBoring
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                                  My peeve remains wanting to start a character on a game somewhere knowing full well I don’t honestly know if I have the time to play enough to avoid getting idled out.

                                  Proud Member of the Pro-Mummy Alliance

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                                  • helveticaH
                                    helvetica
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                                    You right, 2025. Time to lower my expectations. This is my lane, I’ll be right here in it.

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                                      Jumpscare @MisterBoring
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                                      @MisterBoring said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                      My peeve remains wanting to start a character on a game somewhere knowing full well I don’t honestly know if I have the time to play enough to avoid getting idled out.

                                      I’ve been running a game for almost 2 years, and I do miss being on the other side of the screen sometimes. Especially when there are cool concepts out there that I want to see succeed.

                                      Game-runner of Silent Heaven, a small-town horror MU.
                                      https://silentheaven.org

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                                        sao
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                                        Today my mu peeve is that I haven’t been on a mu since christmas, nothing appeals to me so I am not joining anywhere, and I think I’m just turning into Bones McCoy and everything is newfangled and gonna scramble my atoms.

                                        let it be a challenge to you

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                                          Ominous @sao
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                                          @sao You’re a doctor! Not a MU* player.

                                          Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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                                            SqeakyClean
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                                            My peeve today is leaving a game I invested in because a person I was friends with was uncomfortable with the direction it was going. Our characters had stories together that were tightly intertwined. Then find out two years later, after you trash talk the admins and the game (deservedly), that they go back on that same character, erase you from their character history and don’t even talk to you about it. Like they just don’t care. Like you never mattered.

                                            Internet friends are fake. Don’t ever trust them. (A lesson I keep having to learn.)

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