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    Solstice @shit-piss-love
    last edited by 12 Aug 2022, 14:41

    @shit-piss-love

    We did this with our dog - and because we give our dog a cutesy voice to ‘respond to us’ in, when he tentatively puts his paw on our arm for something random, we always reckoned he was saying, “Fren. Fren. Is okay.”

    So now whenever he puts his paw on us, it’s a Fren Request.

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      Floof
      last edited by 12 Aug 2022, 15:56

      My partner started teaching my very food motivated cat to sit up like a meerkat for food at some point, and now she does it when she wants things, not just when she’s offered things. She’s doing it AS I TYPE because I haven’t fed her breakfast yet, adding on the new behavior she’s randomly attached to it and meowing every time she pops up on her back legs.

      Oh, and she ‘bites’ me (more like putting teeth on skin than actual biting) when I don’t comply, which she reminded me of when I went to see if I have the meerkating on her tiktok. I don’t. 😞

      At this point most of her behaviors are both very annoying and the most adorable thing ever at the same time. XD

      Playlist

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        eye8urcake
        last edited by eye8urcake 8 Dec 2022, 19:57 12 Aug 2022, 18:25

        I have this scraggly-ass old lady cat named Gordon who’s a shaggy, baggy, bony, but ultimately happy and KNOWS SHE IS QUEEN OF THE WORLD tabby cat and her ‘thing’ when I’m not attentive enough is to leap like a gazelle back and forth over my laptop + lap until she gets the attention she wants. If it’s a snake SNACK she wants, when I stop typing or whatever, she immediately sticks a nose in my pocket.

        She’s a pretty cool old cat. Just as pushy and snitty as her mom.
        ETA: I do not keep snakes in my pocket. Silly typo.
        tabby cat

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          Kestrel @eye8urcake
          last edited by 13 Aug 2022, 06:10

          @eye8urcake said in Real life happy:

          ETA: I do not keep snakes in my pocket. Silly typo.

          Nice try covering up that Freudian.

          i c u

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            eye8urcake @Kestrel
            last edited by eye8urcake 13 Aug 2022, 08:21

            @Kestrel
            snake hiding

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              KarmaBum @Kestrel
              last edited by KarmaBum 13 Aug 2022, 13:53

              @Kestrel said in Real life happy:

              I’m not mad because it’s the cutest mistake I’ve ever made, and I’m doing a poor job of correcting it with my inability to hold back the instinctive positive reinforcement I provide every time she does it.

              I am pretty sure the dog has trained you not to leave her hanging.

              As I am now working through training a second Boston Terrier, I’m pretty sure that my first dog didn’t actually learn anything other than how to get me to do what he wants immediately.

              “If I go up to bestfriend and do my trick called got you (fall down on back and put feet in air), then bestfriend will know I want to FITE and stop what she is doing to play with me!”

              “If I do my trick where I sit like a good boy and stay (stare at her long enough), bestfriend will know I want something and follow me even if she just said she is working right now!”

              “If I bite bestfriend hand and wait for her to say SOFT then go get a toy, she will play with me even if she is trying to write a pose right now!”

              Edit: I forgot his best trick…

              “If I chew on this particular plug - not every other plug in the living room that I never even touched - then bestfriend will come out of the office, groaning about how I unplugged the modem again, and spend five minutes playing with me while it reboots!”

              On Dragon Wings · https://pern.gaslightswitch.com · pern.gaslightswitch.com port 4201

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                shit-piss-love
                last edited by shit-piss-love 16 Aug 2022, 00:06

                I just discovered that Forever Knight is on Amazon Prime.

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                  Pyrephox Administrators @shit-piss-love
                  last edited by 16 Aug 2022, 03:28

                  @shit-piss-love Oh wow. I barely remember that show. I need to watch it again.

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                    shit-piss-love @Pyrephox
                    last edited by 16 Aug 2022, 13:37

                    @Pyrephox said in Real life happy:

                    @shit-piss-love Oh wow. I barely remember that show. I need to watch it again.

                    It’s so very campy and has terribly low quality production even for the early '90s, but the themes and certain presentations are indelibly inked into my brain. They laid the groundwork for how I understood World of Darkness settings.

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                      Aria
                      last edited by 22 Aug 2022, 20:17

                      This question from my practice quiz for my digital marketing class was completely unexpected and made me laugh out loud.

                      “Imagine a niche company Hats for Badgers Inc. Which of the following would be the most cost effective method for advertising to its (probably very narrow) customer base?”

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                        Herja
                        last edited by 22 Aug 2022, 20:37

                        Teaching my first college class tonight. I am so incredibly excited!

                        lol lmao

                        It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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                          WhiteRaven
                          last edited by 23 Aug 2022, 14:17

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                            Sammich
                            last edited by 23 Aug 2022, 21:34

                            The name of this forum, in addition to making me think of that one Sting song, also just feels really positive and upbeat and puts a smile on my face every time.

                            Also bonus points for being punny.

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                              Snackness @Sammich
                              last edited by 24 Aug 2022, 00:10

                              @Sammich Even though the lyrics don’t match, it puts Bill Wither’s Lovely Day in my head.

                              https://youtu.be/bEeaS6fuUoA

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                                Sammich @Snackness
                                last edited by 24 Aug 2022, 04:46

                                @Snackness That song in and of itself is a real life happy!

                                cat dance

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                                  GF
                                  last edited by 24 Aug 2022, 21:06

                                  My gumbo is spicy enough to make me involuntarily cry. This is as it should be.

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                                    Narson @Herja
                                    last edited by 25 Aug 2022, 10:44

                                    @Herja said in Real life happy:

                                    Teaching my first college class tonight. I am so incredibly excited!

                                    It is so…enjoyable and terrifying at the same time. I miss it - not teaching first semester.

                                    When someone shows you who they are, over and over again? Believe them.

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                                      foksthery
                                      last edited by 27 Aug 2022, 00:11

                                      I’ve had two days of work in a row now that have been meaningful and fulfilling.

                                      Now to try and make money from that work.

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                                        Testament
                                        last edited by Testament 25 Sept 2022, 14:11

                                        As I’ve said before, I’m getting married and we are now less than 13 days away. One of the things about weddings is that they are fucking expensive. Nauseatingly so. Thankfully, we’re getting married outside at a state park, so in this vein, money is less of an issue.

                                        But my fiancé, she has a very specific vision for it(I suppose this comes from the fact that she works in advertising as a UI/UX designer as well as graphic artist). Part of this was that really wanted this rather large crescent moon that we’re going to stand in front of during the ceremony and then would be used as pictures afterwards. Granted, I have no idea what she plans to do with it after the fact, as the damn thing is over seven feet tall.

                                        So, after spending a couple days in my step dad’s garage, my step-dad and I managed to fashion together something that I think would be pretty adequate for her needs. Though, I did tell her that she was going to have to paint it, as my skills lie in woodworking and metalwork, specifically not painting. So the shading on the moon itself is all her work.

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                                        I had to design a catch and release system because there was no way this was going to be a single piece, thereby giving the whole moon stability but also being easy to take apart. You should only need a 10mm wrench to take it all apart. Breaking it down into three different pieces was the best route.

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                                        Have to admit, while I don’t really do a lot of wood and metalwork these days because my step dad’s garage is almost an hour away, I did have fun making this with my step-dad. Then again, not sure I’d want to do this for a job, that was his thing. And he’s the master anyways.

                                        I have another project for the wedding I’m currently working on, but that’s not completely done yet.

                                        I don't know what I'm doing. Poke at Seven Nations sevennations.aresmush.com port 2021

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                                          sao @Testament
                                          last edited by 25 Sept 2022, 18:00

                                          @Testament (1) this is fucking epic (2) my brain can’t help screaming WE LIKE THE MOON because i am trapped in memes from 15 years ago

                                          let it be a challenge to you

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