I was playing as a tattooist and was just goofing off with some dice, did a roll with, like, 11 dice involved, because nWoD and broken, and somehow came up with a double botch. The other party in the scene, it was a small item, like their third in-game tattoo, and I’d RP’d out the previous one, covering up a drunken-mistake-grade piece. It was decided by the other player that we’d roleplay out that experience and it was … something.
Me: [bzzzzt]
Them: [humming]
Me: I have to admit, we should put on some music, if it’ll help you relax a bit.
Them: Oh, cool. Let’s listen to something fun. How about, hmm, Ace of Base?
Me: Can do.
[youtube link is shared for the scene]
Them: Cool, cool. I really like this song.
Me: Yeah, same. Also, I meant to ask, why did you want the word, “Drawstring,” tattooed on your shoulder in Chinese?
Them: …
Me: It’s cool if you don’t want to share, people do all kinds of neat things with their ink.
Them: …that’s not what I requested, though.
Me: [jazz music stops]
Them: …
Me: …
Them: What… what did you do?
Me: …uhm.
Them: Show me.
Me: [provides mirror access]
Them: Wait. That… that says, “drawstring” in Chinese?
Me: Well, yes. I thought that you knew that.
Them: No! No, I did [expletive] not! What in the [expletive] is wrong with you?
Me: I’m doing what I was paid to do!
Them: Fix it.
Me: What, you want it in a cursive script? These things don’t have an ‘undo’ feature.
Them: FIX IT.
Me: Okay, let me know what to do, I’ll do my best.
Them: [details cover-up, three times the size, complexity, cost, and time to complete]
Me: …okay. I’ll eat the cost on this and we’ll move on, cool?
Them: If it sucks, no, we won’t.
Me: [works hard, new roll is made, five successes]
Them: Okay, it looks really cool. Thank you.
Me: No problem. I hope that you have a better day.
Them: Eh, I wasn’t expecting this, yet I can’t complain about basically free ink.
Me: Right, well, closing up for the day, going to rethink some choices.
Them: [departs]
Me: [examines stencil]
…
[consults character sheet]
Flaw: Haunted
Me: …I’m calling in a [expletive] exorcist tomorrow.
I buy off the flaw, scene was hilarious, the other player took up the role of the now-ejected spirit and their final hijinks changed the layout of the shop and some posted rules.
10/10 scene, would do again.