RL Peeves
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Oh nooo, we made a mistake with HelloFresh this week. In that, we threw out all of the meat accidentally. It gets packaged under its own layer of cardboard and insulation!
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I have to go to a destination wedding.
One of my earliest childhood friends, so I must be supportive. They gave us 3 months notice on the save the date, and final details only emerged about a month ago. This made all of the bookings extremely challenging and expensive.
I’m scared of flying.
I hate the groom.
This is not going to be a good weekend.
Man, that would be a great way to ensure I would not be going. I have ditched on plans when i got too frustrated trying to find parking, so–.
Comfort yourself with the knowledge you are a better friend than me.
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@Roz I refuse.
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I need this forum to stop being so active, I’m super distracted from work.
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@Snackness If you miss your deadline it’s not the fault of us nor our frothing screed.
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@Pavel PEACE. AND. QUIET!
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there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT
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there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT
THOSE ARE THE WORST
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there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT
THOSE ARE THE WORST
I counter with: zit just inside your nostril.
Eta: oh we were talking about type, not location. Carry on.
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there is a little tiny zit on the tip of my nose and i don’t care except it is the kind that HURTS GODDAMNIT
THOSE ARE THE WORST
I counter with: zit just inside your nostril.
Eta: oh we were talking about type, not location. Carry on.
Lmao
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Fucking covid test instructions. This is like Ikea and AMD had a baby and that baby was a manual on how to do a medical test.
(no fears, pretty sure don’t have it, but I’m testing)
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@IoleRae Do you have the ones where the C stripe is for Control and not COVID? Those are my favorite.
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My package with my anxiety medication arrived early!
While I was out of town.
Naturally, someone stole it. Fuck package thieves.
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I needed to say the word “transitioned” today but a circuit in my brain went down so the only word I could come up with was “transmuted.”
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I wish to learn your alchemical ways all the same.
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Trying to talk to someone about the messages in a piece of media that they insist don’t exist because the only thing in the media is what is literally said. Themes and metaphors don’t exist, just the literal text.
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What are you talking about? Aslan is just a lion.
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Yeah, and Korra and Asami were just friends holding hands.
