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    • RozR
      Roz
      last edited by

      no one tell the ovulation guy about the game

      she/her | playlist

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      • TributaryT
        Tributary @Pyrephox
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        @Pyrephox said in MU Peeves Thread:

        @GF said in MU Peeves Thread:

        There are so many questions.

        If everyone in the game world is infertile, then what other changes are there? Do people menstruate? How common is sex, and how common is sexual impotence? Do people in this world where only fruit can make babies have a biological urge to have sex? Does the fruit, in addition to making your eggs drop and your wigglies wiggle, act as an aphrodisiac? Are people even sexually dimorphic when not under the effects of the fuck-fruit?

        Oh gosh, this would be so interesting. I would absolutely play a game where humans were basically sex-neutral until they ate a catalyst and suddenly gained sexual organs. Especially if it wasn’t fixed and you couldn’t guarantee which ‘organs’ you would gain with each dose. What’s THAT society look like?

        Have you read The Left Hand of Darkness? It’s a classic, by Ursula Le Guin, and the humans are gender neutral (though they use ‘he’ pronouns) unless they are “in kemmer,” at which point they develop male or female sexual characteristics depending on circumstances.

        The main character is a foreigner, from a human population that does not have any ambisexual phases. His landlady, to whom he tends to ascribe feminine characteristics based on his behavior, says on the subject of children something like, “Sired six, bore none,” and seems a little resigned about that. It’s news when the king gets pregnant, though he’s sired children before. And so on.

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        • hellfrogH
          hellfrog @Tributary
          last edited by

          @Tributary being disappointed you never had to carry/birth a child?
          FAKE
          cancel Ursula K Leguin, whoever that hack is

          fr fr
          (she/her)

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          • JennkrystJ
            Jennkryst @GF
            last edited by

            @GF I wish I could upvote fuck-fruit more than once.

            Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
            She/her

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            • Third EyeT
              Third Eye @Roz
              last edited by

              @Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

              no one tell the ovulation guy about the game

              When I turned 42 this year he was the first person I thought of, for better or worse.

              Here to say, I’ve been around people having ovulation all my life and it’s nice to reach the age where I can definitively say it’s not a big deal.

              I want something else to get me through this
              Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
              I want something else, I'm not listening when you say good-bye

              She/Her or They/Them

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              • CoinC
                Coin @hellfrog
                last edited by

                @hellfrog said in MU Peeves Thread:

                @Tributary being disappointed you never had to carry/birth a child?
                FAKE
                cancel Ursula K Leguin, whoever that hack is

                i know you’re probably being facetious but i still think you should be drawn and quartered for this comment.

                😐

                In Occam I trust.

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                • G
                  GF @Coin
                  last edited by

                  @Coin Lock her in a closet in Omelas.

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                  • MegM
                    Meg
                    last edited by

                    hello, i have a helpful suggestion. someone should drop a link to the ovulation thread so that people following along at home are not confused about all the ovulation jokes.

                    (the ovulation jokes aren’t directed at your game, per se, spes. it’s a reference.)

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                    • SnacknessS
                      Snackness @Meg
                      last edited by

                      @Meg It’s on MSB, and I think it’s in the Hog Pit, which means some of us can’t get to it.

                      smirk

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                      • Third EyeT
                        Third Eye @Snackness
                        last edited by

                        @Snackness said in MU Peeves Thread:

                        @Meg It’s on MSB, and I think it’s in the Hog Pit, which means some of us can’t get to

                        Truly the most tragic part of my banning, not being able to link that guy who flipped out about ovulation on that isekai game.

                        I want something else to get me through this
                        Semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby
                        I want something else, I'm not listening when you say good-bye

                        She/Her or They/Them

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                        • RozR
                          Roz @Snackness
                          last edited by

                          @Snackness said in MU Peeves Thread:

                          @Meg It’s on MSB, and I think it’s in the Hog Pit, which means some of us can’t get to it.

                          the hog pit’s unlocked now actually

                          she/her | playlist

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                          • helveticaH
                            helvetica
                            last edited by helvetica

                            lol I just signed back into msb and typed “ovulation” into the search. And. There’s a lot going on.

                            Street Cred

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                            • SnacknessS
                              Snackness @Roz
                              last edited by

                              @Roz Weird, I assumed it wasn’t because of this:

                              Screenshot 2024-04-01 at 7.47.32 PM.png

                              But you’re right, I can get into it from the topics page.

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                              • helveticaH
                                helvetica @Snackness
                                last edited by

                                @Snackness

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                                Street Cred

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                                • RozR
                                  Roz
                                  last edited by

                                  Here is the start of The Ovulation Thread. Legitimate CW for a guy saying some nasty shit, including violent insults. I laughed at the ones directed at me but I know they were a lot more unpleasant for others. Also CW for a guy being really gross and reductive about reproductive issues.

                                  she/her | playlist

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                                  • SnacknessS
                                    Snackness @helvetica
                                    last edited by

                                    @helvetica I swear I’m usually better at internets than this…

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                                    • helveticaH
                                      helvetica @Snackness
                                      last edited by

                                      @Snackness I know there’s a joke here somewhere to make fun of ovulation guy but I just don’t have it in me to make it.

                                      Street Cred

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                                      • TezT
                                        Tez Administrators
                                        last edited by

                                        Before we start talking about being 42 years old, how long have the fuck fruit been around? Has the priesthood always been in control? Was this used to regulate births before the eldritch horror twins? What happens if there are twins? Are there two horrors?

                                        And the jams!!

                                        she/they

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                                        • bear_necessitiesB
                                          bear_necessities
                                          last edited by

                                          did anyone else notice that one of the most recent threads over there is about sperm getting stolen? Connection to fuck fruit??? I think so.

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                                          • PavelP
                                            Pavel @Tez
                                            last edited by

                                            @Tez said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                            And the jams!!

                                            PB & Fuckfruit sammiches for the orgy.

                                            He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.
                                            BE AN ADULT

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