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      Ominous @Tez
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      @Tez said in MU Peeves Thread:

      @helvetica said in MU Peeves Thread:

      Demand characters have so many administrative skills, they become virtually unfuckable.

      Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit

      TIL that shibari with Red Tape is a thing.

      Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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        Aria @Third Eye
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        @Third-Eye said in MU Peeves Thread:

        I’m somewhat baffled they don’t just go to sex games or Gdoc porn with a friend but…idk I am not an expert in these things.

        The ethics of lying to get into someone’s virtual pants aside (always wrong, always creepy)…

        If someone is desperate enough to be a fucking weirdo about it, even the sex MUs and Gdoc porn aren’t necessary. Every time I see the bizarre lengths that people go to get TS, I’m like, “…Y’all know AO3 is free, right? Like, you can read a nearly infinite number of horny words with basically zero effort. Same with Imaglr. Or with PornHub. You can go have a wank without bothering anyone, if you go do it over there.”

        But I dunno. I just think it’s funny that there’s some part of my brain pointing out that not only is their behavior morally wrong, it’s also inefficient.

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          Jennkryst @Aria
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          @Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:

          a fucking weirdo about it

          As a(n honest) fucking weirdo about it, I am randomly reminded of that one NYC CoD game (not the Ares one, but I forget what the name was) where someone got extremely heavy-handed about my WerewolfLawyer chargen build, then heavy handed leading the first scene to the smut, then (allegedly) got extremely ick’d out by me trying to recruit other people to make a pack where they insist I telegraphed the implication that smut happened on channel.

          Zany shenanigans were afoot, I just bounced entirely.

          Now only the coolest of kids get my smut, after taking an intensive multi-choice questionnaire. Good Luck!

          Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
          She/her

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            Wizz @Aria
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            @Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:

            Like, you can read a nearly infinite number of horny words with basically zero effort. Same with Imaglr. Or with PornHub. You can go have a wank without bothering anyone, if you go do it over there.”

            isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?

            not that I would know, Innocent and Pure Lamb of Jesus’ Pasture that I am.

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              Pavel @Wizz
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              @Wizz said in MU Peeves Thread:

              isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?

              I think in cases where you’re going to be such a nutter about it (like above) it’s likely less about the collaboration and more about the power trip. But still that would require another person, yes.

              He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

              @Faraday said:

              Pavel is probably right

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                Aria @Wizz
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                @Wizz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?

                I mean, ideally yes? But I also just kind of assumed that if someone has such rampant disregard for the other person that they’re lying to get TS, the whole “other person” part really isn’t factoring into the decision-making anymore, anyway. Like if your goal is to get off without really caring what you have to do to manage it, there’s faster and easier ways to go about it that don’t involve being awful to other people. They can be more ethical and more efficient with their smut!

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                  Ominous @Aria
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                  @Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:

                  Like if your goal is to get off without really caring what you have to do to manage it, there’s faster and easier ways to go about it that don’t involve being awful to other people. They can be more ethical and more efficient with their smut!

                  But the goal likely isn’t to get off without really caring what they have to do to manage it. It’s to get off with another person without really caring what they have to do to manage it. And just any person may not do. Cost, looks (in this medium, writing style), personality, etc. are potential qualifications for the other person. Rape would be much less of a thing if all rapists wanted was just an orgasm.

                  Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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                    Roz
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                    begging people to at least try a single keyword search in the extensive documentation of the thing they’re always asking about

                    she/her | playlist

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                      Pavel @Roz
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                      @Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                      begging people to at least try a single keyword search in the extensive documentation of the thing they’re always asking about

                      As an extension to this, when giving help please link/direct people to the help documentation rather than/as well as providing the answer.

                      He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                      @Faraday said:

                      Pavel is probably right

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                        MisterBoring @Roz
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                        @Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                        begging people to at least try a single keyword search in the extensive documentation of the thing they’re always asking about

                        I bet if we all had a dollar for every situation that could have been resolved by someone taking even the most basic review of a game’s documentation, we’d all be way less financially desperate.

                        Proud Member of the Pro-Mummy Alliance

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                          Ashkuri @Roz
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                          @Roz Why would I do that when someone always answers me tho

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                            Pavel
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                            Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                            ETA: I’ll be nice and make it only send for characters created 30+ days ago.

                            He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                            @Faraday said:

                            Pavel is probably right

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                              Jennkryst @Pavel
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                              @Pavel said in MU Peeves Thread:

                              Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                              ETA: I’ll be nice and make it only send for characters created 30+ days ago.

                              Shadowrun Denver has a great thing on the game itself: +document/find. It searches every +help or +policy file on the game, and in the past people have passive aggressively answered questions with ‘+document/find [word]’.

                              Sure is a shame about the other bits.

                              Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
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                                MisterBoring @Pavel
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                                @Pavel said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                                Make it even more passive aggressive and have it lock out all other commands until they type the exact command required to answer the question. So everytime they type anything, the game just responds with something like “Have you tried +help +desc yet?”.

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                                  Pavel @MisterBoring
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                                  @MisterBoring Either that or the game just produces the generic “Huh?” ‘I don’t understand’ message until you type it out.

                                  He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                                  @Faraday said:

                                  Pavel is probably right

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                                    RightMeow
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                                    I work somewhere that has the oddest files and search for work policies and forms they want. I stand beside the fact that I can search them and find them the quickest in the company is because of playing on games and looking for help files.

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                                      Artemis
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                                      when rp relationships open up rl relationship wounds. Is this a MU peeve?

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                                        Aria @Pavel
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                                        @Pavel said:

                                        Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                                        ETA: I’ll be nice and make it only send for characters created 30+ days ago.

                                        coughcough

                                        https://letmegooglethat.com/

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                                          howyadoin @Artemis
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                                          @Artemis because of the story itself or because the other player is being toxic?

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                                            RightMeow @Artemis
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                                            @Artemis

                                            Y’all can come at me if you want and I’m okay with it. However, there are reasons that I’m not willing to commit to relationship RP and if I do commit to it, I have an OOC discussion of things I would like to avoid. I didn’t live on this planet this long without some baggage and I like to keep it out of my fun hobby time. I also respect that others want to play that out, so there is never a bad thing if people don’t want the same.

                                            That said. I get that this can happen.

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