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    • TezT Offline
      Tez Administrators @Muscle Car
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      @Muscle-Car Why do you think I’m always so eager to fork threads?

      she/they

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      • saoS Offline
        sao @howyadoin
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        @howyadoin this person seems like a creep & liar who needs a solid dose of the banhammer but I never think OOC lying is okay with or without hardons

        let it be a challenge to you

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          InkGolem @Pavel
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          @Pavel said in MU Peeves Thread:

          @Third-Eye said in MU Peeves Thread:

          Gdoc porn with a friend

          The last thing I want is Google giving me an AI summary of my TS.

          Could be worse. Could give it to Gemini Notebook and have it generate a podcast with two fake people talking about your TS.

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            Ominous @Tez
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            @Tez said in MU Peeves Thread:

            @helvetica said in MU Peeves Thread:

            Demand characters have so many administrative skills, they become virtually unfuckable.

            Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit

            TIL that shibari with Red Tape is a thing.

            Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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            • AriaA Offline
              Aria @Third Eye
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              @Third-Eye said in MU Peeves Thread:

              I’m somewhat baffled they don’t just go to sex games or Gdoc porn with a friend but…idk I am not an expert in these things.

              The ethics of lying to get into someone’s virtual pants aside (always wrong, always creepy)…

              If someone is desperate enough to be a fucking weirdo about it, even the sex MUs and Gdoc porn aren’t necessary. Every time I see the bizarre lengths that people go to get TS, I’m like, “…Y’all know AO3 is free, right? Like, you can read a nearly infinite number of horny words with basically zero effort. Same with Imaglr. Or with PornHub. You can go have a wank without bothering anyone, if you go do it over there.”

              But I dunno. I just think it’s funny that there’s some part of my brain pointing out that not only is their behavior morally wrong, it’s also inefficient.

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              • JennkrystJ Offline
                Jennkryst @Aria
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                @Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:

                a fucking weirdo about it

                As a(n honest) fucking weirdo about it, I am randomly reminded of that one NYC CoD game (not the Ares one, but I forget what the name was) where someone got extremely heavy-handed about my WerewolfLawyer chargen build, then heavy handed leading the first scene to the smut, then (allegedly) got extremely ick’d out by me trying to recruit other people to make a pack where they insist I telegraphed the implication that smut happened on channel.

                Zany shenanigans were afoot, I just bounced entirely.

                Now only the coolest of kids get my smut, after taking an intensive multi-choice questionnaire. Good Luck!

                Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                She/her

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                • WizzW Offline
                  Wizz @Aria
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                  @Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:

                  Like, you can read a nearly infinite number of horny words with basically zero effort. Same with Imaglr. Or with PornHub. You can go have a wank without bothering anyone, if you go do it over there.”

                  isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?

                  not that I would know, Innocent and Pure Lamb of Jesus’ Pasture that I am.

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                  • PavelP Offline
                    Pavel @Wizz
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                    @Wizz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                    isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?

                    I think in cases where you’re going to be such a nutter about it (like above) it’s likely less about the collaboration and more about the power trip. But still that would require another person, yes.

                    He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                    @Faraday said:

                    Pavel is probably right

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                    • AriaA Offline
                      Aria @Wizz
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                      @Wizz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                      isn’t the, uh…point of TS that it’s still collaborative writing, tho?

                      I mean, ideally yes? But I also just kind of assumed that if someone has such rampant disregard for the other person that they’re lying to get TS, the whole “other person” part really isn’t factoring into the decision-making anymore, anyway. Like if your goal is to get off without really caring what you have to do to manage it, there’s faster and easier ways to go about it that don’t involve being awful to other people. They can be more ethical and more efficient with their smut!

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                        Ominous @Aria
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                        @Aria said in MU Peeves Thread:

                        Like if your goal is to get off without really caring what you have to do to manage it, there’s faster and easier ways to go about it that don’t involve being awful to other people. They can be more ethical and more efficient with their smut!

                        But the goal likely isn’t to get off without really caring what they have to do to manage it. It’s to get off with another person without really caring what they have to do to manage it. And just any person may not do. Cost, looks (in this medium, writing style), personality, etc. are potential qualifications for the other person. Rape would be much less of a thing if all rapists wanted was just an orgasm.

                        Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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                        • RozR Offline
                          Roz
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                          begging people to at least try a single keyword search in the extensive documentation of the thing they’re always asking about

                          she/her | playlist

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                            Pavel @Roz
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                            @Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                            begging people to at least try a single keyword search in the extensive documentation of the thing they’re always asking about

                            As an extension to this, when giving help please link/direct people to the help documentation rather than/as well as providing the answer.

                            He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                            @Faraday said:

                            Pavel is probably right

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                              MisterBoring @Roz
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                              @Roz said in MU Peeves Thread:

                              begging people to at least try a single keyword search in the extensive documentation of the thing they’re always asking about

                              I bet if we all had a dollar for every situation that could have been resolved by someone taking even the most basic review of a game’s documentation, we’d all be way less financially desperate.

                              Proud Member of the Pro-Mummy Alliance

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                              • AshkuriA Offline
                                Ashkuri @Roz
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                                @Roz Why would I do that when someone always answers me tho

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                                • PavelP Offline
                                  Pavel
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                                  Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                                  ETA: I’ll be nice and make it only send for characters created 30+ days ago.

                                  He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                                  @Faraday said:

                                  Pavel is probably right

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                                  • JennkrystJ Offline
                                    Jennkryst @Pavel
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                                    @Pavel said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                    Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                                    ETA: I’ll be nice and make it only send for characters created 30+ days ago.

                                    Shadowrun Denver has a great thing on the game itself: +document/find. It searches every +help or +policy file on the game, and in the past people have passive aggressively answered questions with ‘+document/find [word]’.

                                    Sure is a shame about the other bits.

                                    Mummy Pun? MUMMY PUN!
                                    She/her

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                                    • MisterBoringM Offline
                                      MisterBoring @Pavel
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                                      @Pavel said in MU Peeves Thread:

                                      Tempted, now, to write some passive-aggressive code snippet that looks for the words ‘how do I’ on a game’s Help or Newbie channel and just pages with “have you tried fuckin’ lookin’ it up, champ?”

                                      Make it even more passive aggressive and have it lock out all other commands until they type the exact command required to answer the question. So everytime they type anything, the game just responds with something like “Have you tried +help +desc yet?”.

                                      Proud Member of the Pro-Mummy Alliance

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                                      • PavelP Offline
                                        Pavel @MisterBoring
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                                        @MisterBoring Either that or the game just produces the generic “Huh?” ‘I don’t understand’ message until you type it out.

                                        He/Him. Opinions and views are solely my own unless specifically stated otherwise.

                                        @Faraday said:

                                        Pavel is probably right

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                                          RightMeow
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                                          I work somewhere that has the oddest files and search for work policies and forms they want. I stand beside the fact that I can search them and find them the quickest in the company is because of playing on games and looking for help files.

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                                          • ArtemisA Offline
                                            Artemis
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                                            when rp relationships open up rl relationship wounds. Is this a MU peeve?

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